Zyndiana Jones

Bartender

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg

[Pat @BarstoolPAT]

For the love of god book T-Pain for the next Super Bowl

[SILAS @sighIess]

Yeaaaah jus drunk drive bro. go slow or sumn

[Barstool RedHawks @BarstoolMiamiU]

Terrible pick by him

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

5-5 in fantasy despite having the most points scored in the league

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

THEY'RE TEARING DOWN THE GOALPOSTS AT MAR-A-LAGO!

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

This is a billion times better than sex

[SLATER @SmokeRuntz]

imagine being a Shark in that water lol. Theyre probably like ahhhhhhhh lol

[Delta9250 @deltaIV9250]

The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here

[b°rk 🇳🇿 @boomborks]

Me when I find a cool stick

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Stolen valor

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Dolphins fans to Damar Hamlin after he knocked Tua out of the game

[Nicholas @NicholasJLevi]

This is just the Obi-Wan & Maul fight. I know that choreography