Andy Carroll

A parody account for Andy Carroll. Professional footballer for some club in London, there is one thing you need to know about me i am a proper clunge magnet

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I have been in a clunge coma for months

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I have been in rehab for 2 months i am now out and fresh as a gerodie daisy #getontheclunge

[Andy Carroll @andycarroll9_]

@AndyTCarroll This is awkward....

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Off out for a big of west ham clunge with chamakh i'll teach him how to score #onthepullwiththefrench

[Andy Carroll @andycarroll9_]

Where am i ? Just sobered up from Halloween

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Ive been so pissed i forgot i had twitter me & jussi have just been on the pull now he's fingering some bird in the cab #butterfingers

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Back on it tonight Big Kev has done the chicken with some bird some 1 asked if i was a horse so i showed him my dick to prove i was #WHUFC

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usually got 85 minutes to sober up so if im starting might as well carry on drinking, beer is fucking expensive in London town #goalforandy

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Asked for the shirt number 69 Brady gave me a cheeky wink. She's no Margaret but ill take it #yourfiredontomycock #WHU

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Up the apple & pears blowing bubbles is my game me & Tompkins will hit the east end tonight #ladiesgetreadyforamonster

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Calm the fuck down Everton fans, even I could score against Leyton Orient.

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Nuri Sahin comes from Turkey, Nuri Sahin is a Red, Nuri Sahin makes a boss kebab, wrapped in pitta bread!!! #LFC

[Andy Carroll @andycarroll9_]

Sahin has got his donna kebab out already! #putitbackinyourpants

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Me an Sahin are out on the town show him the scouse clunge they love a Turk

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£1 Was thrown onto the pitch at Everton tonight and this was the result

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i lent Aqua my geordie shore box set now he's fucked off

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Yes im going on loan to WHU but only because the olympics are in town and the the Ukraine & German birds are fit as

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Back to Newcastle ? have you seen the clunge up there it looks like mince meat i'd rather stay ere #lfc

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Just spoke to Borini & he showed me a picture of his girlfriend! me & him will be very close but not as close as i plan to get to his bird

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John Terry claims Wimbledon 2012