Right Eye Blind

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It’s time to delete this hellish app 🫡 I’m sure I’ll be back one day lmao. ✌️

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@wobble_bray Nay. That’s the shadowy big man behind the curtain.

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Big man’s secretary is out all week and he does not know how to make his own coffee 🫤

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*my confused ass ancestors probably at Ellis Island*

The form: “First:_____ Last:_____”

My Czech Great-Great Grandpappy: První Posledni

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Using that 6th grade Chromebook password for every bank account, email address, and social account will probably be my downfall.

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Real Turkeys graze in the trenches.

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Going to a real Barber Shop for the first time tomorrow.

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Pregnant woman in the dispo. That’s confidence.

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Follow for more professional gambling tips.

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For fantasy I like RBs with short names: easy for the OC to call out.
And I like WR with long names: catches the QBs eyes.

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@wobble_bray Yeah, this math is real but doubles as a good meme.

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I’m up to about 42 hours of screen time per day.

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At this point, it’s safe to assume we won’t be getting a Poetic Justice 2.

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@wobble_bray I’m just looking in all the wrong places.

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This app is so cooked. I really wanted the best for it.

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Currently, you’d be giving me 10% of purchase price up to $10,000.

Like cool, what house ISN’T 100K…

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@JBPritzker can we have 3% fixed interest for first time home-buyers?

How many retweets do I need to get?

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Yo, @drinkpoppi. Grapefruit???

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@PicturesFoIder Wakes up like: “Horner!? I barely know her.”

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Mariachi Band is the only service that becomes cheaper the more authentic you get.