Third World Citizen

Certified stoner| Cole world|
GGMU

[Yoan @Yoansteel]

Death doesn't discriminate. It visits kings and beggars with the same silence.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I will never understand the concept of hiding your partner or baby’s face in a photo that we didn’t ask you to post😭

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Being broke as an adult is wild… because nobody even gives you snacks anymore.

[R.A.S @evanzmuzikmw]

Light up a spliff.

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

The economy of Malawi is in such a way that you will sweat blood to make MK1 million, but when it comes time to spend it, one sneeze and it's gone!

[Prince Stevens @princestevens1]

If you want someone to talk to during your emotional emergencies, kindly note that I am NOT available to hear your issues.

[Duntu😌 @G4grace_]

SET MY COUNTRY PEOPLE FREE😫😩

Kuyankhulitsana chichewa pa phone doesn't mean you are unprofessional....

[Cece 🇲🇼 @Cecilia_Bamusii]

You people will see a man wearing a suit on his profile picture and assume he is wise.

[THAT CHANCO GUY🇲🇼🥷 @Vedament17]

3 Astronauts landed in one of the roads in Malawi thinking it's mars

[ʏᴇꜱᴜ. @tiidrotafrikka2]

Zimafunika kukulira mtown kuti anthu ena udziwadziwa. 😂

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Mkazi azikhala osatha chizungu. Ana amabwana akuphetsani. 🤣

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

No one stays with you permanently, learn to survive alone.

[elton @eltoowavy]

Dudes who aren’t into football worry me

[FAIJO PROSPER 🇲🇼 @FaijoProsper]

Basi Gangster ngat ine
ndikavale zovala zosoketsa
ndikumavina pamaso
pamakolo kalichero m'manja
ati chinkhoswe aaa

😂

[Momwemo Basi💀 @kaymartin_iv]

People leave the country, go settle elsewhere. 3 months in, amayamba guys titumizileniko bonya, ayi balingano, utaka, ayi nsomba zong'amba. Just because they want nsima.
Nsima?? Nsima guys??.. nsima?😂

Ine kungochoka, i am leaving behind everything associated with this hell hole

[Third World Citizen @andychirwa71]

@Canalmw98 Breaking bad had a happy ending, No?👀

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

Since everything has failed, this warning can only mean two things; more carpet bombings or dropping a nuke. Otherwise, there is nothing else the defeated and globally humiliated US military can do to the defiant people of Iran. Trump and the US army murdered 168 girls and thousands of innocent people. This threat means they will do more of the same and achieve nothing. No regime change. No decimation of Iran’s nuclear and missile program. Just more children dead. Trump failed. Netanyahu failed. Iran won. And the whole world is witnessing it on camera!

[Rustin Cohle @sirbastianjr]

Mbatata ija is a true definition of 'chomwera tea'

You look at it and go like, this was indeed supposed to be accompanied with tea

[ELDER @Uncle_Ngi]

I'm more worried about Jumbo ya Shoprite than Shoprite itself. It meant something in the hood man 💔

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Koma chakwela soya pieces anamulemekeza, mpakana pin.