Andy Craigie

Former Teuchter, Former Curler, Full Time IT Consultant, part time selfie model

[Andy Craigie @andycraigieandy]

@GHArugby Any update?

[Nairn County FC @NairnCounty]

You’ve heard of Pie in a Roll.

Last night at the John Wilson Memorial Match at Station Park, someone asked for a Pie in a Doughnut.

Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a PIE SANDWICHED BETWEEN A DOUGHNUT 👀

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Rishi Sunak & Liz Truss explain why you should never, ever, vote Tory again

[Andy Craigie @andycraigieandy]

@PassportIRL All documents received & uploaded on system for my sons 1st passport on 10th feb.. Passport estimated delivery date 3rd May. Can’t get through on the phones! Can you provide an update?

[Andy Craigie @andycraigieandy]

@PassportIRL can’t get through online or through phone. I have a tracking number which says it does not exist on your database. Docs sent and rec by 11th March, can you provide an update? 20037086994

[Andy Craigie @andycraigieandy]

Hey @dunnesstores where are the rest of the little girls shorts? Both aged 4-5. #sexistclothing #genderbias #kidsclothing #dunnesstores cc. @volewriter

[DutchHerre @HerredeLeur]

Not sure where this ranks in @British_Airways f*** ups, but on arrival at @EDI_Airport last night with our 6-month baby we had a damaged buggy (beyond repair), a lost car seat and a lost cot (both still in Bologna). Probably the 3 most critical items to ensure our child’s safety.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

And theirs worked. Ours didn’t. Where did our money go??

[Andy Craigie @andycraigieandy]

@VodafoneUK Been on hold for 35mins. Can you resend me a return package for a trade in? I didn't receive mine and it says you need the phone back in 4 days...

[Andy Craigie @andycraigieandy]

Friends of mine are currently in hotel quarantine which sounds more like a prison than anything else. https://t.co/L4M8wuMF9d #ukquarantinehotel

[The Sportsman @TheSportsman]

🇧🇷 Here’s a 19-year-old @Ronaldo taking the p**s back at Atlanta 96.

[Glasgow Warriors @GlasgowWarriors]

⚔️ 119 appearances
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 31 caps for @Scotlandteam

Congratulations to Warrior #178 Alex Dunbar on an outstanding career - all the best in your retirement and see you at Scotstoun in the future 🙂

#OnceAWarriorAlwaysAWarrior

[Andy Craigie @andycraigieandy]

@JeremyClarkson You should get an alpaca for the same field, they will protect your hens

[Scottish Greens @scottishgreens]

Every Green MSP elected this May will support an independence referendum and will campaign for a Yes vote. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Andy Craigie @andycraigieandy]

Watching the #latelatetoyshow with my brand new Irish wife.... thinking about returning her

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

This TikTok is the first thing to make me genuinely laugh out loud in 46 years. (@ramseyhijjawi)