andy dowell

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Yes

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@hardestgeezer Not a word on the @BBC about this fantastic achievement… they did report on a couple who found a perfectly round egg though.

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@EndWokeness @BBCNews @BBCNews at 6pm

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@EndWokeness Hey @BBCNews why are you using footage of an obvious con man as part of your 6pm news footage of the war in the Middle East? I’m no journalist but recognised this propaganda specialist a mile away! Do your due diligence properly! 6pm news 03/11/23

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@JamesBlunt I bet you would rather be fucking number 11 in the US ITunes chart!

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@prodnose Imagine the outrage if Matt Hancock had chained a male escort to the wall and beat him with a metal chain. Unimaginable isn’t it?

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@anon_opin Suspicious minds- Elvis -live in vegas

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

⁦@CrapOnLinkedIn⁩

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@_DHOTYA …and everyone in the capitol building stopped rioting to cheer!

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@fesshole Bought mine a pair of goalie gloves……… cos she’s a keeper!

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@fesshole #dhotya

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@anon_opin Blame James Bond, he invented them!

https://t.co/8jZQq0jolA

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

@anon_opin Pebble mill regurgitated

[Tony @purbrooktony]

I see #Nonce is trending in the U.K. but he's got loads of other nicknames, go on, pipe up ...

#Afterlife

[andy dowell @andydowell4]

#bbcqt @sianberry you gave your opinion on the brexit party MEPs turning their backs and also the Lib Dem tshirts. You didn’t mention the Green Party MEP Magid Magid who wasn’t even allowed in parliament because of his offensive and disrespective choice of clothing. Hypocritical?

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

I can assure you all this isn't me. I will be taking a stuffed Owl to Hillsborough if Wednesday get promoted though. https://t.co/gBsFeW3Rx5

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

When you go in the bathroom after your Dad...

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

When you're telling the waiter about your day and he's pretending to give a shit...

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

What was Jeremy thinking?
What was I thinking?
What was James' Mum thinking?

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

Nana nana nana nana, RATPANTS!!!