Andy Ellis

Father, husband and firefighter.

[Andy Ellis @AndyEllis2]

@ResevoirDawn @fesshole Appliance, engine and pump are all interchangeable terms for a fire truck.

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@FarmingUK Ouch! Which station was this?

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@petejvickers But can they do it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke?

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@DN35GTFC Its the smell of home.

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@paulsinha great to see you do your thing in Brighouse last week! Good luck for Edinburgh. Anyone heading up, you're in for a treat #Edinburghfestival #edfringe #fringe

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@RealTimVine @neilajones85 Auditions and a solid script.

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@Hannah_Bows @KCH_GardenSq Incredible Hannah. Just read your mini bio and didn't realise you had been doing such amazing work! Hope you are well

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@imjamesbarr @jenivescomedian A portion of chips, cheese and chortle please 😋

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@TWFRS_CFO @Tyne_Wear_FRS I've been subject to fireworks but this is abhorrent. Thoughts are with the crews, hoping they get the support they need.

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@SwampRob @GaryDelaney @Herring1967 @RobinFlavell Jokes with Mark Simmons

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@neilmartin_00 @fesshole The promoter books the gig, the promoter then advertises the night/act using the line from "the audience". This is totally believable

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@VirginBet hey guys. What's happening with Fives now the foot is off?

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@Mellor76 you're missing a trick if you don't do Jambo Number 5 on @bbcstrictly Good luck!

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@scott_mills Have you ever saved a cat from a tree?

[Dave Walton @WYFRSDaveWalton]

THREAD 1. ‘What the hell just happened?’ - My partner (a 999 Fire Control supervisor) and I both used exactly the same phrase as we got home from work today. The true story of today will not become clear until incidents are debriefed, call and incident numbers are reconciled, and

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@theJeremyVine Make some cash by being in adverts for Pizza Express and Right Guard.

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@ancrum1 @DrRebeccaTidy @catherine_mayer @WEP_UK Women eh? Coming over here and taking our jobs.

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@izziefruity @dannybs1984 @catherine_mayer @WEP_UK Feminism has lots of arms though. Like most things. Some radical, some Liberal, some other. To group them all and say its gone too far is a bit click baity.

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@petejvickers Essentially this is the "throw enough shit and some of it sticks" theory.

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@fesshole He probably only knows it in A minor.