Andy Fury

I like trains and making people laugh. Buy my book:

[Andy Fury @andyfury]

@FootballCliches Can you call it your own backyard at international level?

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@ericdresh @indeed I'm assuming it's only the applicant that needs to be detail oriented then!

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@bay_tales Anyone at #baytales26 got any doublers from their tote bags? Looking to swap this John Grisham that I already have for, well, anything!

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@benb556 Really sorry for your loss, Ben. Take care mate.

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@Herring1967 I'm now beginning to see the genius in calling a TV show "Home and Away". Really does cover all bases.

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@Adam88535617 @WhitleyBayFC Not convinced it was red but didn't have a great view (ie, nodding off due to Jayball). Regardless, they'd have needed another five or six to have been sent off before we stood a chance. Another poor performance

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@My_Metro Great news (and well done) on the repair works being completed. Currently on a train from Edinburgh down to Central. Is the broken down train likely to be removed in the next hour and a half or is that a push? Promise I won't hold you to it!

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@Caltrain 6,052

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@benb556 @ivannoel1701 Bloody hell, I had no idea it was this close to Christmas! What on earth were we thinking?!

[Hilarity Bites Comedy Club @HilarityBites]

🏦 Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall this evening (Friday 15th November) for another night of guaranteed laughter

🎤 @NickDoody
🎤 Patrick Draper
🎤 @andyfury

🎟️ Tickets for this show can be purchased from the venue directly

ℹ️ https://t.co/spEXWwZtbs

[Hilarity Bites Comedy Club @HilarityBites]

🏦 Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall on Friday 15th November for another night of guaranteed laughter

🎤 @NickDoody
🎤 Patrick Draper
🎤 @andyfury

🎟️ Tickets for this show can be purchased from the venue directly

ℹ️ https://t.co/KuFldzeu7D

[Andy Fury @andyfury]

Think I'll give that other one a shot, should you care to join me.

https://t.co/3XTfxASXQY

(I'll probably never post there either mind)

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@vpeanuts 1) Melania not part of the family
2) Elon is
3) Just the fucking evil
4) Had smackable Jared Kushner is
5) How sad I feel looking at it

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@Hednesford_Town Brilliant night! Well done Pitmen!!!

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@scott_smith9 @Hednesford_Town @GatesheadFC And yes, all good - hope you and the little one (and all the Smiths and hangers ons!) are doing well.

Seems absolutely unreal it was that long ago - I was sure we hadn't passed ten years! One of the strangest games of football I've ever been to, and mention it to people often!

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@scott_smith9 @Hednesford_Town @GatesheadFC Part timer!! Yeah a couple of familiar faces, glad I got across, cheered the goals with a surprising amount of enthusiasm and stayed well beyond full-time to cheer them on and celebrate. Great noise from the away end too - albeit there'll be some sore heads tomorrow I reckon!

[Hilarity Bites Comedy Club @HilarityBites]

😆 We're heading back to The Forum Music Centre in Darlington this Saturday (5th October) for our monthly dose of stand-up comedy

🎤 @robrouse
🎤 @mattpricecomic
🎤 Peter Bell
🎤 @andyfury

🎟️ Tickets for this show are £12 each

ℹ️ https://t.co/ArkZqdZm9n

[Andy Fury @andyfury]

How's the hostages, did you say?

[Hilarity Bites Comedy Club @HilarityBites]

😆 We're heading back to The Forum Music Centre in Darlington on Saturday 5th October for our monthly dose of stand-up comedy

🎤 @robrouse
🎤 @mattpricecomic
🎤 Peter Bell
🎤 @andyfury

🎟️ Tickets for this show are £12 each

ℹ️ https://t.co/josVXENMcr