Andy Gardner

Use your CNS, not your PNS

[Chris O'Connell @CoconnellFox29]

@FWC26Philly says just under 55,000 people attended yesterday’s Fan Fest.
No other US Host City has exceeded 35,000 in one day and Philly has done that several times already. @FOX29philly

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

Bem-vindo à Filadélfia, Brasil!

[Michael Shiner @michael_shiner1]

Unfortunately the funniest tweet I’ve ever and ever will see on this app

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Philadelphia you are getting the worldwide respect you deserve

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

BREAKING: The Phillies have won a baseball game

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

IT’S A MAD HOUSE IN BUFFALO

THREE GOALS IN THE THIRD FOR THE SABRES

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

They’re saying this is Kristi Noem’s husband

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

Nobody:

Kristi Noem’s husband:

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Marco Rubio finding out he has to be Kristi Noem’s husband

[lux @paperssil]

when your circle is small but y'all hate kids

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I presume this is how the powerpuff girls use guns. This is so insightful omg

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

American pope. American cartel leaders. American Chinese olympians. This is our century

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

Canada:

Haven’t won a Stanley cup since 1993
Lost World Series in game 7
Lost Women’s gold in OT
Lost Men’s gold in OT
Still Canada

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jack Hughes for the gold.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

CONNOR HELLEBUYCK & USA STAND TALL 🇺🇸

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

JACK HUGHES DELIVERS AMERICA'S GOLDEN MOMENT IN OVERTIME.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

BLIZZARD WARNING ISSUED FOR ALL OF NEW JERSEY, FIRST TIME EVER

[ESPN @espn]

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅

USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸