Andy Gaucher

A proud Dad, fruity finance, unconventional uncle and general pain in the arse. Gone from 3 to 1 kidneys... Occasionally offensive. Allergic to Tories & Reform

[Andy Gaucher @andygaucher]

@DamianLow3 Only if the entire country suffered some form of severe brain trauma and then voted.

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@BenGrahamUK We vote for local representatives of a party we support - we don’t have a presidential style system - I’d have thought so called self-proclaimed patriots would know that basic fact?

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@Maria3938219406 Made the US President a laughing stock on a global scale.

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@PaladinRood Yes this happens, seen it myself when I worked in ward 13 at the Derby Royal Infirmary in the 1980’s

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@Zero_4 @MarinaPurkiss She’s just a gobshite, no real insights or opinions beyond what her boyfriend dictates - absolute hypocrite given her opinions towards Islam but lives in Islamic country to avoid paying uk taxes. Easier to just ignore any and everything spouted from her millionaire sucking gob

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@reformexposed @shindaej @Nigel_Farage I’ll never understand why anyone would want anything to do with the crayon eating pedo.

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@SkyNews @MattBarbet This is why my wife gets racist comments even though she was born here. This is why my daughter gets racist abuse as a nurse even though she was born here. Why do sky continue to champion this racist prick?

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@g_gosden Unless the question is “who most acts like a chimpanzee having a rage-wank?”

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@RupertLowe10 Next week, Rupert will be explaining to all his racist friends and supporters how foreigners shitting in British toilets is buggering up our waterways. Only good to honest white British shit should be allowed in our Victorian sewerage pipes!

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@EricLDaugh No chance - his lawyers lose more often than not

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@SuellaBraverman No surprise you’re on the side of the crayon eating moron and convicted felon…

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@RupertLowe10 Statistically you spout utter arse gravy. When you’re not being obviously racist.

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@atrupar Disrespectful crayon eating dickhead. Well done America, taking the very worst you have to offer and making him president. Well fucking done.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Just proves there’s more fucking idiots out there willing to throw everything in the bin to support you bunch of racist fascist tosspots. My grandparents wouldn’t vote for you and 80 years ago they’d have shot em’.

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@RupertLowe10 This is parliament in action, protecting us from maniacs like you and that traitor Farage and maintaining our rights

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@JohnGlenUK Have you noticed that your arguments only get acceptance from the gullible and easily led ? Anyone still capable of independent critical thinking knows you’re talking utter arse gravy - these are our rights, to protect us from morons / fascists / racists in positions of power.

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@SarahForRuncorn Bollocks, you’re a racist cunt. The end.

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@SkyNews Nothing screams patriot more than living in Dubai to avoid paying tax in the UK…

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@RhonddaBryant How could he, he’s barely ever there!

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@TheLittleWaster Crowdfund a pure cremation , just don’t wait to use it on the racist old cunt.