Girty

Working the #HustleMuscle since '82

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I yell, "THAT'S CRICKET RIGHT THERE!" every time I encounter this character in #Fallout4
@tomsegura #First48

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@giggitygreg 13 deserves better. That defense should be embarrassed

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@mattknudsen Chipotle Sucks

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@brido

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@mostajabi Yeah, I'm getting bored with all this good sex. Wanna try doing it bad for once just to mix it up.

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Shout out to all the dumbasses who thought it would be a good idea to try ordering Mexican food on Uber Eats today.

How'd that go...

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Toilet Paper doesn't prevent you from getting Caronavirus you dummies. Seattle is Tik-Tok'd

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@JoshAdamMeyers It's your momma. You'll never be even.

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Super Tuesday can fuck off

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@tomsegura @bertkreischer I just finished watching this and noticed the vast difference in coffee consumption at the end when you guys talk about morning drinking. Must've not been any vodka in that Starbucks order there Berty Boy.

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Andy Kindler's XFL jersey says He Hate Himself on the back

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Spot the difference

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Or James Brown's height
@ryansickler @tomsegura

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

If your Super Bowl party ever starts lagging just ask everybody there to guess what age Pitbull is

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"When you get a touchdown you get to make muscles." - John Madden
@FrankCaliendo #SuperBowl

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Number 0 for the Portland Trail Blazers is very good at basketball 🏀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@TheComedyStore @PaulyShore Happy Birthday Weasel

Weez tha juuuuice

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Headed to Canton for the @ProFootballHOF. 👏

Congratulations, @HutchSevenSix!

[WALTER JONES @BigWalt71]

Would you look at that, @HutchSevenSix.

You are finally where you belong. In the @ProFootballHOF.

Welcome home, brother.

I will see you in Canton at the ceremony, but imma need to approve all stories of us!

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@Mish_the_Dish @mostajabi That movie ruined chocolate covered pretzels forever

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@evil_elvira