Andy Gooding-Call

Erstwhile librarian. Sometime wordsmith. Dashing. Convivial. Often writes as A.M. Call. He/They

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

@UMassAmherst Great spot!

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

@mistergeezy My guess: she’s trying to go to jail. Homeless people do petty crimes sometimes in my benighted homeland when it gets too cold for them to sleep outside.

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

4 of 5 stars to Cursed Bunny by Bora Chung https://t.co/vSam8cI6bo

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

Great interview - it’s a #climatecrisis, things look bad, the powerful don’t give a shit, VOTE for fuck’s sake, you may as well https://t.co/MgACNnMaTM

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

@JennyENicholson You know Kid Andy learned from this fish that people only like you when you have something that they want. Pay and you will have friends. Pay in your flesh if necessary. They need not put in any effort except the expression of desire. What matters is that they like you. For now.

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

And now it's bedtime, and I've wasted the evening being tired.

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

@WoodsieGirl I think I have. I'm still trying to decide if it's confirmation bias.

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

There is nothing quite like a carrot stick after a solid week of turkey-only meals.

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Wow, looks like the @ACLU is on here. Free speech then, all righty

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

Just a reminder that the #climateemergency is the only thing that really matters.

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

@NoetheMatt @sendaulas Or worse, everyone goes over to ALA Drink Tank on Facebook

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

If you can't go to the #worldcup without beer, might I suggest you don't actually like soccer.

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

@elonmusk Twitter is like screaming a racist joke at the top of your lungs in a car dealership and having the potential to get more attention for it than the New York Times, which is also there and screaming, gets for weeks of investigative journalism.

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

Real people’s money went into this. From whale investors to teachers who didn’t even know where their pension funds were going. These #FTX jerks treated it all like kids playing Monopoly.

Looks like they might have pulled the Jail card though. #FTXScandal

[kadhim (＾ｰ^)ノ @kadhim]

THE FTX FIRST DAY DECLARATION

New CEO John Ray is scathing about Sam Bankman-Fried's management.

"Never in my career have I seen such a complete failure of corporate controls and such a complete absence of trustworthy financial information."

https://t.co/iTGlCA9olr

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

@jimbraude I mean if Reddit can skew the search results for convicted rapist Brock Turner for the rest of time, it seems like news media and sane folks on Twitter should be able to pull off the same for far-right insurrectionist Donald Trump.

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@ChuckWendig This seems like a problem for IOT.

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

Today, victory looks like fitting a case of eight laptops in the trunk of a Corolla.

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I’m now at the age where I’m willing to pay extra for healthier rice. Send help

[Andy Gooding-Call @andygoodingcall]

@StckedLibrarian @davebrarian One word: @Freecycle

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Hey France has a population of like 65 million people ⁦@elonmusk⁩ my dude I’ve got an idea for you but you’re going to have to learn to parlez vous if you know what I mean https://t.co/K3HeF2rLKi