Andy Hansen

Self-employed IT Guy in Iowa. Working for progressive causes. Proud of my family, including our dog.

[JDK @JDillaThaKilla]

To all the “unemployment is near record low” folks, just know they’re counting gig employment (I.e DoorDash, Uber, etc.) in their figures. Roughly 27 million people are underemployed. If you measure real wages against cost of living, 87 million people are functionally unemployed.

[Mark Frost @mfrost11]

Funny thing about that: It was originally 5,100 but ABC freaked out that it was too small a town.
So I added a zero.

[helen @helen]

i’m skeptical but honestly they sorta got me when he opened two drawers and found nothing in them. that’s like half of the game

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Petitioning Bob’s Burgers to replace the voice of Jimmy Pesto with Heidecker and don’t even remotely try to disguise the change and have a bunch of characters comment on how his voice is different and he’s more confident now.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Counterpoint: it shouldn’t take a major event to get a city clean.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

If the fire will light imma grill

[Jon Hurwitz @jonhurwitz]

When we made “Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle,” I naturally assumed that one day there would be a documentary about it. Today is that day. Now streaming on Hulu! #HaroldandKumar #Happy420

[Mikey Neumann @mikeyface]

The Brazil future Gilliam promised us

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Very funny right wingers will see the extremely stupid closeted gay character and be like “hell yeah”

[paige @BonerWizard]

Reacher innocent

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

I found great satisfaction in playing Ash because he was so amazingly flawed - so mortal.

https://t.co/oC7THvdqbD

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

That refund thing was one of the FIRST things Trump rescinded by the way

[Dr. Afua Nicki 🇬🇭 @nickirich14]

I need people to understand that about 60% of homeless people are employed but just don’t make enough to afford housing and that’s the real issue

[Max Weinbach @mweinbach]

Overwatch runs at 60fps medium settings holy crap

This is x86 to Arm emulation, Windows to macOS, and DX11 to Metal

Insane tbh

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

Elgton Jenkins says goodbye to the Packers after seven years

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Eugene Levymaxxing

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

@PopCrave The Burger King CEO started as a Domino's delivery driver, and the McDonald's CEO started as an MBA in brand management, and you can really see the difference

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

the finale of Silicon Valley is these guys realizing they’ve created an ai that can circumvent encryption and torpedoing their own company and reputations to stop it. it’s ultimately about five Stanislav Petrovs. I think we just need people to watch it again

[N O S ⋊ Ɔ I ᴚ ᴚ Ǝ ᗡ ⊥ ⊥ O Ɔ S @scottderrickson]

Director James Gray speaking hard truth