ando

i make jokes, i ain't one

[ando @andyhonig]

no thoughts, head empty

[ando @andyhonig]

i have an extremely unhealthy relationship with death. my cousin is about die, who i was not close with, and im crying like a baby

[W E S @MetsWes]

Every Sunday he will announce they are close to a deal and the next day he will bomb Yankee Stadium

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey man, sorry i was stupid & evil last night. i’m stupid & evil

[Señor Tilt @senortilt]

Im the proud owner of the ultimate grail. Only one 911/911.

[ando @andyhonig]

"I'm golfing with high schoolers tomorrow" - @CameronMulyk

[ando @andyhonig]

heat turned on and the windows down

[basil @blis5ful]

LETS ALL DIE. LETS ALL MEET UP AND DIE. TODAY. ASAP. LETS MEET RIGHT NOW.

[ando @andyhonig]

rock n roll ruined my life

[Bill @ClintonsBurner]

At the casino throwing craps overhand

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Imagine being vaporized by a slab of tungsten travelling at 99.999% of the speed of light because some wookie stoner gave away the solar system's location to an alien civ while astral projecting on an psychonautic Ayahuasca trip to heal her STDs and learn about the pyramids.

[space cowboy @Flawless_Cowboi]

they probably had some crazy tailgate parties for the boonta eve classic you know they were smoking exotic meats in prep for the race

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

stevie nicks, 1982

[alien @fastestUFO]

its beginning to look a lot like christmas

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

blue eyes white uncle