Andy Poole

actor, writer, event organiser, designer, comedian and idiot

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@Herring1967 Is it me or does Frome Sunday sound like a conservative peer?

“The Lord Frome Sunday of Whitlby on Toot”

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@gralefrit Of all the comments on this pic, this is by far the most accurate. 😂

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@Talldarkfriend You need a guest slot on it (I can just see you glammed up slaving over a flaming griddle, seductively serving Ayo Edibiri a veggie burger and chips)

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@Talldarkfriend Could not agree more!

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

Yes Minister on bringing back national service

[Justin Cartledge @CartledgeJustin]

Brilliant night at The Panic Awards 2024
Have never been before but will definitely be back.
@AndyIsntfunny is just a brilliant host and a wonderful celebration of the Arts in Essex.
His passion was out there on his sleeve.
Great night, already looking forward to 2025

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Jesus

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@CastletonLee PO scandal being brought up by the biggest YouTube tech channel - international attention doesn’t hurt and sounded like they want to know more about the story. about 1.5 hours in. https://t.co/wNkDA9q7j8

@linusgsebastian @linustech - good show as always…

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@quantick I love it in all its over-produced, overwrought and over the top glory!

(Speaks a middle aged man who constantly tries to convince his band to do Bat Out Of Hell just so he can put on a wig and wave a hanky about - my opinion may be less than unbiased)

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@MrEdByrne I was trying to think of a sadder response but it’s Bing bong all the way… I’m in a soft play with my toddler and welling up just at the pic. 😭😭

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

If so much money, time and resources can go into a scheme that most people would judge as fundamentally flawed if not plain wrong, just so it’s seemingly functional before a GE, why should the PO scandal take any longer? compensation and justice shouldn’t be lower on the list…

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee crisis, the cost of living, energy prices, and the NHS

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@JonathanPieNews I fucking love eggnog and you’ve just reminded me that I have none in…. Last minute trip to town is now essential.

[Jo Caulfield @Jo_Caulfield]

It’s always the same six people, isn’t it?
It’s always Jonathan Gullis, Lee Anderson, Grant Shapps, Michael Green, Corinne Stockheath and Sebastian Fox.
The Sextet of Hate.
#GaryLineker

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

I am not sure someone with such a bad memory should be in such a serious job.

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

@CCfunkandsoul Star Trekkin’ - The Firm - 1996

I have to live with the that choice for the rest of my life.

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

Knocked this up for my mate @mattpoole - apparently this Klopp fellow does something good in the football (for matt’s favourite team I think…) #liverpoolfc #jurgenklopp #Oppenheimer #oppenheimermovie
#Photoshop

[Andy Poole @AndyIsntfunny]

My Dad (Chris) is currently waiting for an op at the hospital that’s been somewhat delayed so, to bring him a bit of entertainment and alleviate his boredom, feel free to share your worst/best jokes below :

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.