Andy O'Hare

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@LUFCDATA @dodwell77

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Hot off the press: The Papua New Guinea Courier takes the UK's temperature.

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@PickersDanny @SundayChants @GrassRootGoals_ No way I’d ever go with the left

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@lucyallan What fucking hope have we got when you can be an MP with this level of awareness?

[Oly Duff @olyduff]

In summary: (updated)

How long?

30 days - Iain Macleod, Chancellor, died of heart attack 1970

38 days - Kwasi Kwarteng

40 days - Jesus fasting

44 days - David Blaine in box, Brian Clough at Leeds

67 days - ‘Big’ Sam Allardyce

69 days - Chilean miners

90 days - B&Q returns

[Gunners @Gunnersc0m]

"Martin Keown never liked a CB coming in on trial. We were trying to wind Martin up saying Igor was unbelievable. Wenger was listening, didn’t realise what we were doing & bought him!" - Throwback to Ray Parlour hilarious story about Igors Stepanovs 😅

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@ThomasAlanSmith @bet365 Pay the man

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@ThomasAlanSmith @bet365

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@ThomasAlanSmith @bet365 No deal

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Thanks to the incredible generosity of @unibet, I have two home tickets for Rangers’ game against Celtic at Ibrox on the 3rd April to give away.

All you have to do to enter is RT this and follow @HLTCO & @unibet.

Good luck! 🙌

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@GaryLineker @dodwell77

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Dido on losing things.

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@DavidBrentMovie @Liam____2014

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@IanJamesPoulter @henrikstenson @McIlroyRory @TyrrellHatton @Liam____2014

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@shootermcgavin @AdamSandler @Liam____2014

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@simlee006 @rickygervais @DavidBrentMovie @WernhamBlogg @Liam____2014

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@KevShrev @maxrushden @chicocheevers @bluepens40 @spoiledff7 I’m just surprised I released the ball so quickly

[Andy O'Hare @andyjohare]

@thirtyfeet @dodwell77 @PickersDanny

[Ragged Trousered Philanthropist @alfienoakes63]

After breaking lockdown several times and refusing to wear a mask in shops, it's great to see Stanley Johnson receiving his second covid vaccination before many, many frontline NHS staff and care home residents receive their first.