Andy Stratton

i’ll beat u in quiplash

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

@thebeldamm @bl3ssedand pls actually watch the clip. he didn’t scoff. he made a joke then answered the question. variety is trying to create uproar with clickbait quoting

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico: For 50 years, the religious right convinced our fellow Christians that the most important issues were abortion and gay marriage—two issues that aren't mentioned in the Bible.

Jesus tells us exactly how we're going to be judged: by feeding the hungry, by healing the sick, and by welcoming the stranger.

Don’t tell me what you believe. Show me how you treat other people, and I’ll tell you what you believe. Jesus gave us two commandments: love God and love neighbor.

There was no exception to that second commandment regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, immigration status, or religious affiliation.

[@goth @goth600]

“So is it over or, are we back? It can’t be both. You have to call it.“

[Spectre @spectre0799]

squabble up but the beat is the NFL Theme

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

every gf deserves 1 celebrity crush in their room. shawn used to watch me sleep. we’re homies now

[Spectre @spectre0799]

King Kunta but the beat is Last Christmas

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sabrina Carpenter & Barry Keoghan have decided to take a break after around a year of dating, PEOPLE reports.

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

my girl and i text like a sorkin screenplay we’re running like 5 convos at once

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

@ih8nickrod 💀

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

i ain’t reading all that. happy for u. or sorry that happened

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

they got this man in so much makeup he almost as orange as trump

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We must stand for an America not of extremism and fury.

But of decency and grace.

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

tower of pisa leans right fml🤦‍♂️

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

14. View from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Italy.

The tower began leaning during 12th-century construction due to soft ground. By 1990, the tilt was 5.5 degrees. Stabilization from 1993 to 2001 reduced it to 3.97 degrees.

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

now wait til all the swifties learn there’s a player who just goes by “slay”

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Burchett on Drag Shows vs. Shootings:

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

no officer you don’t understand i’m trying to get to the pch before sunset

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

@ih8nickrod i thought u were american

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

this is an original tweet that nobody has said before

[Andy Stratton @andyjstratton]

everybody gangster til it rains in LA