Andy

sells sofa insurance

[Andy @andyking00]

Picking a queue then watching the other queue going down quicker #AwfullyBritishFears

[Andy @andyking00]

It's national fish and chips day today. What a great way to celebrate.

#nationalfishandchipsday

[Andy @andyking00]

@ThrillaRilla369 Me! 15 years

[Andy @andyking00]

Having bigger feet @petercrouch did you have to change the way you would strike the ball for shooting? My big old plates have a hard time getting under the ball lately 😞

[Andy @andyking00]

Power on UC #universitychallenge

[Andy @andyking00]

@tesc_ask_ I'm not going to dm you as you would probably charge me for it.

[Andy @andyking00]

What a piss take you are @Tesco ,£5.25 for a bog standard mother's day card. What a joke!

[Andy @andyking00]

The Turnovers #SmallPastriesInASongOrMovie

[Andy @andyking00]

@restisents @richardosman @MarinaHyde I hope Marina managed to breathe after that podcast!

[Andy @andyking00]

Celebrity crush on @FryRsquared or @theAliceRoberts wow hard decision.

[Andy @andyking00]

@TansuYegen The fox is fucking dry, course it's AI, are you people idiots?

[Andy @andyking00]

Roxy's game plan. Ask people if they are a traitor! Top work there!

#traitors

[Andy @andyking00]

Om fucking g, the cabin was mental! #Traitors

[Andy @andyking00]

Without Madgwick, Manchester would have zero points. The others just nod to anything he says or just make up random things to say to make themselves look like they should be there. #UniversityChallenge

[Andy @andyking00]

You guys need to do a deep dive on what the hell is going on on @restisents #TheTraitors

[Andy @andyking00]

Imagine being on a hike in Scotland and coming across a trial with these guys doing some freaky stuff with coffins! #traitors

[Andy @andyking00]

Female gladiators in the Gauntlet be like #gladiators

[Andy @andyking00]

Wordle 1,635 6/6*

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Phew indeed

#WordleWonderLeague

[Andy @andyking00]

Wordle 1,615 6/6*

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[Andy @andyking00]

Clap when the plane lands #SomeStrangeThingsPeopleDo

[Andy @andyking00]

I'll get the bailiffs on you if you can't pay me during Monopoly #ImNotABadLoserBut