Andrew Lum

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@parcelforce My parcel was damaged in transit and you are refusing to accept a PayPal receipt as proof of purchase!? Is it possible to speak to someone about my compensation claim as the portal is a laughing stock... and you are ignoring my emails.

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@StolenRide Two bikes stolen last night in Hackney, E5. Fairlight Strael in dark grey and a Brother Cycles Mehteh in pale green. Eyes on the ground please people, let me know if you see anything. Cheers!

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@eddmystery Did you not cash in when Gervinho signed??

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@eddmystery Do you want mine?

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@B_Halstrom

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@B_Halstrom 🎣🐟🐟

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@B_Halstrom For Wales, it’s always been England. Right? 😘

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Sean Spicer, I've said this to @realDonaldTrump and now I'll tell you: Mexico is not going to pay for that fucking wall. #FuckingWall

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Donald Trump accidentally quoted Bain, the Batman villain, during his Inaugural speech.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

DO YOU FEAR THE CHRISTMAS MAN AND HIS ARMY OF FLYING DEER

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@FootballRamble do my ears deceive me or have the mighty Shaymen finally had a mention on the ramble? What a time to be alive. Heady days.

[Daily Cannon is on Bluesky @DailyCannon]

Far better version https://t.co/j22cb89HkV

[Kiera Filbin @Kfilbs_]

I don't know enough about dinosaurs to fight this

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@NightTalesLDN do we need to buy tickets for Saturday or is general admission on the door? Thanks!

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@FootballRamble sweet jesus

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@Battersea_Ski hello, do you have any availability for two full services? I'm in the area today and it would be great to drop them off! thnx

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@eddmystery surrrrrrrious? It's poppin.

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@eddmystery one of my favourite sandwiches

[Andrew Lum @andylum1988]

@1ookmumnohands looks like a Patrice if you ask me.