Andy MacFail

Not the former GM of the #Twins, #Cubs and #Orioles.

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Why would I want to be #MLB commissioner when there are so many teams that need to be taken from mediocrity to the basement?

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@FakeOrioleBird I knew I left one behind in the Warehouse...

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Look at the #Orioles. I didn't spend, constantly lowered expectations and made Peter a ton of $. Fans and the media still adore me.

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The #Mariners should have consulted with me before Cano. What are they thinking - spending and raising expectations? Franchise suicide.

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Here in Orlando doing some job hunting at the #WinterMeetings.

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So I hear there's a job opening with the #Mariners...

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I do miss this time of year, when I got to kick back and relax and percolate until January or February.

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I'm also an expert in how to take a team from being mediocre to the bottom and leaving them there.

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If any GM wants to know how to continuously lower the expectations of your fanbase while still being adored, give me a call.

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I've heard people have missed me, so I'm back and ready for new opportunities.

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You're welcome #Orioles fans.

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Relax #Cubs fans, there's no truth to the rumor that I'm coming back, though I did show you could get similar results for less.

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@FakeJimHendry I'll make sure the #Orioles will have a spot for you if they have a spot for me. If not, see you on the unemployment line.

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It was going to be hard to find a replacement for Derrek Lee, but Cuddyer just shot to the top of my list. A pitcher and a hitter. #Orioles

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Sign me up! RT @ProspectInsider Michael Cuddyer is increasing his trade value this week by pitching the eighth inning in Arlington. #Orioles

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So there's your international effort #Orioles fans. As you can see it's not worth going down that road.

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After all that talk about the lack of international signings I tried to get Chapman for Guthrie from Jocketty. He laughed at me. #Orioles

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@FakeJimHendry I might be joining you in the unemployment line this offseason. How about we team up again?

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I'll let my followers in on that secret I wasn't going to tell @masnSteve. We are going after pitching. #needtonsofarms

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We need the dough to sign those can't miss 14th+ round pitchers. #Orioles