Andy Critchell

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

@CroftyF1 I see the flag waiver missed waving the end of the race. When are they going to stop this sillyness?

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Utter rubbish. I can now get out of any bunker and flop shot like never before, thanks to Paige. She'll probably be a better golfer than I will ever be, and quite frankly that's fine with me.

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

@SportsDirectUK Are these not moving from the shelves because they are stationary? Perhaps someone needs to go back to school themselves 😂

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Watching @BGT Quite surprised Amanda isn’t the one with the least clothes on. @BrunoTonioli do your shirt up. It’s a family show.

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

All of them, jolly lovely 😊

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Mostly, I have had many stellas tonight.

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Just had my first Christmas email. No, no, no. #bitearly

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

@Gatwick_Airport Just been charged £5 to drop someone off. Do you employ someone to think up new ways to piss people off? Next you’ll be charging for picking up your bags. Do I get the job?

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

@AgeofZOrigins please tell me how to fix this. Please 😊

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

#AgeofZOrigins Hiw can I get around this issue?

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Or to not reply

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

I didn’t get drunk, I was overserved.

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Surprising, but I really am missing the office.

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Right then, I’m off down the pub.

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Sometimes I wish I had gills.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We're back!

And hoping to thank all the NHS staff who are working this Christmas

Please RT if you're grateful to all those who will leave their families to care for others over the festive period

#MerryXmasNHS

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

This can only mean one thing...we’re filming Cats again! 🙌🍹🦜🎉🧨😂 @susie_dent @C4Countdown @8Outof10Cats

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

Picked the wrong day to wear flip flops.

[Andy Critchell @andymates]

I’m a bit tiddly and I haven’t even watched any football. #naughtynaughty