Andy Menne

Take a pitcher 🍺 it’ll last longer

[Andy Menne @andymenne75]

@MyGolfSpy Go back to your shanties

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me looking at Trump about to post another clueless war headline

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Your remote coworker at 2pm on a Wednesday

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

When you realize in 2026...

Valentine's Day - Saturday
4th of July - Saturday
Halloween - Saturday
Christmas - Friday
New Year's Day - Friday

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

a man can dream.

[Old Row Outdoors @OldRowOutdoors]

When ol’ reliable meets the shiny new gadget

[Gambling is Life @GamblingMemez]

*Trump $2k tariff check hits

Me:

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

You don’t fck with it…?

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

How great is this 👇 👏

[greg @greg16676935420]

Never flying Spirit again

[greg @greg16676935420]

If I’m paying $60 for a haunted house I better die

[greg @greg16676935420]

If I order my food standing up I’m not leaving a tip

[Old Row @OldRowOfficial]

Looking at your credit card charges the day after a bender

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Another 'Conspiracy Theory' Comes True: California Bill Passes To Buy Fire-Ravaged Palisades For Low-Income Apartments https://t.co/0kV3zP41t3

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Friendly reminder to stay safe this fourth of July

[Andy Menne @andymenne75]

@CountryChord @CodyJinksMusic Canada, huh? Almost made it.
#SuperTroopers

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

1. Hell yea

2. his egg is SCRAMBLED.

[Jakey @SolJakey]

Being retarded in 2025 is being a genius.

[D1Baseball @d1baseball]

FINAL FROM OMAHA

@BeaverBaseball 4
Louisville 3

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