Throwback to that one time when I worked at Pizza Hut and I caught one of our delivery drivers so fried out of his gourd he was just staring at the sun in his socks
Mrs. Garan? Garaun? Idk, but if you went to North and remember her, the lady yelled at me while I was crying because my dog was dead and told me to “can it” 😂
Good morning beautiful people..
Much like a beer when it’s chugged or a joint when it’s smoked.. Today will never happen again..it’s gone forever.. so, why wouldn’t we make today the best beer of all time?
Today’s the day the negative bullshits get eliminated.
Let’s have a day
Good morning beautiful people..
Today’s a perfect day to remind yourself that you’re a bad ass motherfucker... You’ve been thru more than most realize and you can handle ANYTHING.
Let’s go and get it
Yanno what’s crazy? I probably tweeted this because I was mad at or about something that in the long run, didn’t matter. Forgive the people in your life, it’s too damn short. Love each other the way you deserve to be loved. ELE. Have a great fuckin week! ❤️