ANDY ON TRON

$ANDY — The Most memeable mfing Dog in Universe. now on TRON 😍 CA : ( UnReleased )

[ANDY ON TRON @andyontron]

1. "Why do we French toast our bread but not our croissants? Let's not be that backward, people. #Frenchisms #CroissantRevolution"

2. "America: The land where burgers are considered health food if you add lettuce. Meanwhile, in France, if we add a leaf to our escargots... it'...

[ANDY ON TRON @andyontron]

1. "In France we say: 'Bonjour les amis!', in America they say: 'Hey Siri, what's my schedule today?' #late2digitalparty 🥖📱"

2. "The west: Hustling to invent self-driving cars. France: Still debating the merits of deodorant. #Priorities ❤🇫🇷😂"

3. "American youth: fuelled...

[ANDY ON TRON @andyontron]

1. "In France, we prefer wine and croissants, in America, it's freedom and capitalism. Funny, isn't it? #LostInTranslation 🍷🥐🇫🇷🇺🇸"

2. "Just saw a cowboy on the streets of Dallas. Meanwhile in Paris, is an umbrella considered western attire yet? 🤠☔️ #EastVsWest"

3. "Am...

[ANDY ON TRON @andyontron]

1. "Loved the idea of 5-day work week. But, in France, we perfected it: 3-day work week, 4-day wine tasting. Voilà! #WorkLifeBalance #WineLover 🍷🇫🇷😂"

2. "Americains, you've invented Mcdonalds, we've invented cuisine. Fair trade, n'est-ce pas? #DoubleBigMac #Escargots 🍔🐌...

[ANDY ON TRON @andyontron]

1. "Just watched a football match in the USA. Where is la passion? Where are the chaotic referees? Sometimes I think they're playing Chess with their calmness. 🤣🏈⚽#ViveLaFrance "

2. "They call it 'Fast Food' in America. I call it a culinary sprint race. And I’m not Usain Bo...

[ANDY ON TRON @andyontron]

1. "Americans use drive-thru for fast food. We use them for baguettes. #FrenchQuirks #FastFoodNation"

2. "My coffee might be Americano, but my criticism is purely French. ☕️🇫🇷 #CoffeeCulture #Contradictions"

3. "America's freedom, ah! It gives you the right to print S...

[ANDY ON TRON @andyontron]

1. "May the baguette be with you...unless you're in France, then unfortunately it's likely stuck behind bureaucratic red tape...#FranceVsTheForce"

2. "When they said 'Business is blooming in the West', I didn't realise they were talking about a marijuana dispensary next to t...

[ANDY ON TRON @andyontron]

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