Andy Orin

local moron. more on bsky

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

the problem with bluesky is that no one follows me please follow me on bluesky https://t.co/68AoTaWjV4

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Jet

[Umberto Gonzalez @elmayimbe]

"When Valnet takes over a fan site, the playbook is well established: employees are replaced by contractors, compensation plummets and writers who complain land on a blacklist that blocks them from working for Valnet sites altogether."

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

is this movie going to be like the seinfeld finale

[Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman]

One day in 1996, this poor guy suddenly got an upset stomach at work and needed to run to the bathroom, came back to his desk to find a knife in it, and then got sent off to Alaska. 29 years later, you’re damn right he gets a character poster now that he’s finally back!

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

way to market your software by behaving like the trolls the software is intended to prevent

[Redact.dev - Wipe your digital footprint @redactdev]

Hey @hasanthehun, we appreciate you purchasing our software to delete these tweets. But we would really prefer if you just don't exploit women instead.

We are gonna go ahead and refund you.

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

rage against the machine should do a song about how chex mix used to be a homemade snack recipe but now it's a corporate item you buy

some of those that make chex mix
are the same that sell pretzels
Uh!

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

snl skit pitch: a parody of The Pitt but the mass trauma event is a book fair and they’re dealing with paper cuts

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

it is "funny" that for years conservatives said you can't trust the government and now they are creating a government that you should never trust. again and again every accusation is a confession

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

hell yea

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Every choice, every mission, has all led to this. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning. May 23, 2025.

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

val kilmer, a real one

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I’m obsessed with character introductions that immediately and succinctly tell you everything you need to know about the character and I think this might be my all-timer

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

jesus christ jake tapper

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

wes anderson being a neon genesis evangelion and studio ghibli fan is so real

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

bbq pizza is bae

[calpizzakitchen @calpizzakitchen]

THIS IS THE NEW CPK.
FRESH. TO. DEATH.

[ペコ丸 @pekotaro930]

覗く柴犬

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

lol they adapted the Alan Alda movie?

[Netflix @netflix]

Three couples. Four trips. A lot to unpack.

THE FOUR SEASONS, a new comedy series starring Marco Calvani, Steve Carell, Colman Domingo, Tina Fey, Will Forte, Erika Henningsen, and Kerri Kenney-Silver premieres May 1.

[Ashley Mayer @ashleymayer]

Gee, I wonder if this vendor email was written by AI.

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

There was a window of time in which The Shawshank Redemption was playing on TV somewhere every weekend and I probably watched The Shawshank Redemption like ten times. Maybe I should get a physical copy to continue the tradition of watching Shawshank. [whispering] Zihuatanejo

[Andy Orin @andyorin]

why does one have windows that can't open

[Mark de Nijs @mark_mijdus]

Nice traditional new-builds in New York.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

The amount of memes and pop culture moments this episode has generated alone could feed a small country (if memes were edible). A THREAD.