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catadora profesional de queso y elotes • ig: andreao21 • (I’m a witch)

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

I was lucky enough to know and work with the one and only Dolly Parton. She was a phenomenal guest on the show; always funny and always made everyone she met feel like a million dollars. We did duets together, laughed together and danced through Dollywood in the Smoky Mountains of Pigeon Forge. And even though we did all that, I would still get butterflies just being in her presence. And that’s kind of what I think of when I think of Dolly. She’s a butterfly. Beautiful. Magical. Dreamy. And like most butterflies, they stay for a moment - captivate you, fascinate you, mesmerize you and then fly away far too soon. I love you Dolly. I will always miss you.

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

Elegir la empatía

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

Solo un mal día, no una mala vida.

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

✨️

[Dilo con dibujos @dilocondibujos_]

Y de acompañar

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

Goodbye horses

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

Que ganas de despertar a erick, maldito jet lag

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Ya fue mucho.

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

🥴

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

La verdad si me exaspera que me pregunten cosas pendejas, o que pudieron haber googleado y no verse como personas huevonas. Sorry not sorry 🙂

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

Eres una obra de arte.

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

A ver

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

Cómo que me desperté con ganas de una michelada

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

@mayelalala @zuanizuani @benmalasuerte Jajajaja Dónde firmo?

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

El árabe, siempre

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Nadie:

Yo a las 3 de la mañana:

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it’s an art 🥹

[🦦✨ @andyortizn]

Erick, con mi persona

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Crees que puedes ir por la vida sin cargar efectivo creyendo que en todos los lugares tendrán pago con tarjeta pero no es así nemo.