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[Jay  @Jayzus_]

I'm sorry to every astrology girl I ever doubted. I'm finna go find out what time I was born right now and get my whole chart who tryna give me a reading

[🌿 @andyoudontseeme]

The astrology girlies on twitter have lost their god damn kinda holy fuck. Lol

[billie eilish @billieeilish]

“HIT ME HARD AND SOFT” THE ALBUM — OUT MAY 17TH.
Pre-order and pre-save now: https://t.co/17Pl7AB8fb

[🌿 @andyoudontseeme]

@kellyclarkson covering @billieeilish What Was I Made For on her show 🙏 SO GOOD !!!

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

when i was like 10 i learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time i got really stressed out whenever i had to cut anything bc like. what if i hit an atom at just the right angle

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Reminder that Gene Parmesan was only in ONE episode of Arrested Development’s original 3 seasons…

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Can't express how much they shat the bed by pretending Kate is secretly into photo-editing software. Fatal. Insane. Nothing less believable than a royal having a computer hobby. It's 95% of monarchy's appeal: you know these freaks have never learned a password in their lives.

[Variety @Variety]

Ryan Gosling and the cast of "Barbie" perform "I'm Just Ken" at the #Oscars. https://t.co/UNgGySGz3r

[Billie Eilish Society @BillieSociety]

Billie performing “What Was I Made For?” at the #Oscars

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

CNN is cool because for 364 days a year, they’re like “We are at an inflection point for the direction of the world we live in” and then on New Year’s Eve, they’re like “Here’s John Mayer and a cat’s literal asshole with drunk Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper.”

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

"don't worry it's not covid" okay I still don't want you coughing all over the function with whatever else you clearly have

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

Gmail search is amazing. You can search something like "flight sacramento receipt 2023" and it will somehow manage to serve up literally every email in your inbox that isn't the receipt for the flight you just took to Sacramento.

[❀ clara horst ❀ @_icosa]

My fridge needed a lightbulb but I missed that it said ‘40 watts maximum’ so I accidentally bought a 200w bulb

[ᴋᴀʏʟɪɴ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ @kanekislut]

she needs a gun omg

[🌿 @andyoudontseeme]

Day 5 of being sick and day 2 of my period, I am beyond emotional I am crying over any and everything. I can’t believe I even have tears left

[🌿 @andyoudontseeme]

The fever dreams I had last night were FUCKING INSAAAAANE. Holy shit

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My 4-year-old said she’s scared to become a grown up because she “doesn’t know how to do the gas station.” She has no idea how real she’s being right now

[🌿 @andyoudontseeme]

@billieeilishtrs Obsessed with you @billieeilish ❤️