andyowencook

I'm a theatre maker and writer from Sheffield. Founder of @forest_sounds.

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

[Cindy Wooden @Cindy_Wooden]

#PopeFrancis: "This isn't dogma, just my thought: I like to think of hell as being empty. I hope it is."

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

@Robwarren348 Then again, we left shortly after the extended make out scene - the one where someone takes randomly takes metal ball out of her mouth (?) and rubs on the nippes of the person she's kissing (???) It was like The Room but sci-fi. Maybe it all came together at the end tho :P

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

@Robwarren348 Thank you, Rob. A friend and I thought we were going insane from all the positive reviews The Employees has gotten.

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

— Friedrich Engels, The Condition of the Working Class in England in 1845

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

“When one individual inflicts bodily injury upon another such that death results, we call the deed manslaughter; when the assailant knew in advance that the injury would be fatal, we call his deed murder. But when society places hundreds of proletarians in such a

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

none can defend himself, which does not seem what it is, because no man sees the murderer, because the death of the victim seems a natural one, since the offence is more one of omission than of commission. But murder it remains.“

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Since you didn’t bother to acknowledge them, here are names of 34,000 Palestinians Israel has killed in Gaza over the last year. These are only the ones identified, 1000s more have been killed.

It’ll take you over 13 minutes just to get to the teenagers

[London Review Bookshop @LRBbookshop]

my mate who works in the royal mint told me about this astonishing feature on the new £50 notes and we've been avidly waiting for a king charles fifty to test it out - today we got one and can confirm that it does indeed work

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

@GC_Rail I can't speak on the phone right as I'm at work, and I need to have a ticket booked sharpish

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

@GC_Rail Hey! I bought a ticket from you half an hour ago. I got a message saying 'payment error', and I haven't received the ticket, but I have been charged. Can I have a refund, or a ticket?! email: [email protected]

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

@Hull_Trains hey how do i book a bike space in advance? i booked a ticket with trainline on the 11:48 from kings cross to doncaster.

[Sophia Smith Galer @sophiasgaler]

news media: people are making AI deepfakes of Rishi Sunak! This is awful!!!

teenagers on fortnite:

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

@piglungs Ay up again Chris - I cannot remember on what platform we messaged before, but can I catch you about some R&D stuff?

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

@piglungs ay up Chris, this is Andy from Arvon. I'm doing applications for my play and I was wondering if I could quote you saying some things about it. Happy to include as many expletives as is necessary. Cheers man!

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Forest Sounds Theatre @forest_sounds]

They had to murder in Indonesia 500000
They had to murder in Indochina 2000000
They had to murder in Czechoslovakia
They had to murder in Chile
They had to murder in Russia
And they had to murder in America

https://t.co/oSXRuuZtAY

[andyowencook @andyowencook]

i'm puttin myself out there!