andy pagliarulo

i play wow.

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Except for her MUSCLE DEFICIENCY! IN THE FUCKING MOUTH. LOL jk she is hot.

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I'm sorry i lied about the lion blanket.

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@lordscreamer rofl hahaha she's like oh thank god someone is looking at me. I'm ok now

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YES! just asked my self defense instructor if he makes energy balls. His answer was an elaborate yes.

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Hahahahaha best fucking job ever. Lead cook just brought a fat sack to work for us hahaha this is SO unprofessional rofl

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I'm praying to the rain gods tonight for redemption for the lack of monsoon reason we had who's with me?

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Remember that one time i loved life and chose to accept whatever it threw at me? And only dwelled upon things that made me happy?

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my dad via text to me max and Dayna: 'Spirit is calling us together tonight or tomorrow lets do restaurant'

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@jeffreysmiles writing. Ass.

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@jeffreysmiles i just told your manager to follow you on twitter man. Sorry if you get fired due to that last one

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@daynapants Oh shit that's bad. That's almost TWO bad.

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@jeffreysmiles toothpaste. I eat that shit like popcorn

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@Daynapants i searched for a flaw in his message but found none. :/

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I JUST MADE CORN ON THE FUCKING COB. achievement unlocked. I'm so smart

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EW. I feel gross that i just twittered.

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@jeffreysmiles not cool man. not cool at all. You know i lost my favorite shirt in 9/11. I'm very hurt

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@daynapants dayna i think i don't like twitter. . Lol

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DAMN IT!!! FIRST BEE STING ever right on the fucking neck god damn

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omg i have twitter on the compyuta

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hayyyyyyy I think I have a twitter now follow me