Comparing a pool that is horizontal to skyscrapers that are vertical is peak insanity.
Why are Republicans allowing this demented clown to embarrass your country like this?
Over the last 36 hours, we have witnessed the very soul of Nigel Farage β his essence.
It has been over a month since he went into hiding, since serious questions began to be raised over his undeclared Β£5M donation.
A month since he appeared in front of TV cameras or underwent any questioning at all.
At 8am yesterday morning, Farage released a video, from a field somewhere, calling for rage. Calling for an end to the mythical two-tier policing.
Make no mistake, those were very carefully chosen words β he understood what he was unleashing, and his wish was granted last night in Southampton.
On Tuesday, the Home Secretary made a statement to the House regarding the murder of Henry Nowack. There was, as always, an opportunity to question Shabana Mahmood β was Nigel Farage in attendance?
No, of course not.
Today, Farage was granted a question at PMQs β the showpiece spectacle of the political week in which the country's news and politics fanatics tune in to watch β was Nigel Farage in attendance?
Yes, of course he was.
He had somehow found his way into work after missing 77 separate votes in Parliament because β¦ he would, at least for three minutes, be the centre of the country's political attention.
His question was about the murder of Henry Nowack and the violence that erupted [on his command] last night, but he would not condemn it or call for calm.
Instead, he 'suggested' that this rioting might escalate.
This afternoon, he has performatively written to the BBC because someone on Newsnight dared to accuse him of inciting the violence β playing his perpetual victim card. Again.
And there we see the soul of Nigel Farage β a craven, desperate for attention, evil, petty and pointless man.
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@HLTCO Heβs engagement farming. Itβs what heβs paid to do.
He knows full well that football fans donβt think like this otherwise heβs been on another planet for the last 40 yrs and shouldnβt be doing the job heβs doing
James Milner retiring means 2026-27 will be the first English top-flight season since 1956-57 that will not feature a single player who played under Sir Bobby Robson.
π¨ποΈ Jamie Carragher on the Madueke incident (PSG 1-1 Arsenal, UCL Final extra time):
βThat challenge on Maduekeβ¦ come on, itβs in no way a foul! The ladβs gone in, heβs gone for the ball, bit of contact, thatβs football!
But what the camera clearly shows is Madueke pulling his arm β heβs wrapped his arm around Nuno Mendes, pulling him down, trying to con the referee and VAR!
Heβs dragging him with him! He should be getting a yellow card for simulation, not rolling around like heβs been fouled.
And this is the problem β Arsenal have been doing this all season! Maduekeβs been at it, theyβve been pushing the boundaries with these theatrics, trying to buy penalties left, right and centre. Thatβs taking the game away from the honest defenders. No way thatβs a penalty, no way. Ref and VAR got that absolutely spot on!β
Canβt help but have massive respect at this point for Arteta just completely ignoring a technical area being a thing. Imagine living nextdoor to him? Look outside & heβs just cooking away on your BBQ, shouting at your dog to fuck off. No one does anything cause theyβre so stunned