Blurt Reynolds

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@marklevinshow A genocide apologist such as yourself is the lowest human scum possible.

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@salltweets Possibly the most insane conversation I've listened to in my life.

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@BrettErickson28 But have they tried firing Lindsay Graham directly at Iran? I think they should try that before completely capitulating, just in case.

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@elonmusk @SpaceX There's no drinkable water on Mars, there's no food on Mars, the temperature ranges from -143°C to +20°C and unmitigated penetration of harmful UV wavelengths makes the resulting biological damage infinitely greater than Earth.

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@CDisillusion Photographer for 20 years doing lighting here - that's a mask and you're a twat.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ "Wecome to English"!!! - motherfucker, I will rip your face off.

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@robcoco The only reason Australia is in Eurovision is to cover for Israel being in Eurovision.

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@JMCDelingpole Hmm, convenient: Korea University’s Vaccine Innovation Center (VIC-K) and Moderna are actively developing an mRNA-based hantavirus vaccine, entering a partnership in September 2023

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@jazzpool21 @JeremyVineOn5 @cocobyname @petercardwell @theJeremyVine @Keir_Starmer If you support Israel, you support a terrorist state who’s leader has an arrest warrant for war crimes, crimes against humanity - starvation as a method of warfare, murder and persecution as per the ICC. This also makes you a cunt by default. Cunt.

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@aarohiyadav100 97981

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@ktdenise A kid flew past me at about 45km/h on the footpath. I wouldn't mourn his death but if he hit some other pedestrian he would kill or seriously injure them. I might start clotheslining the fuckers in future or dance about in their path so they swerve and crash then whistle & walk.

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@Jenny_1884 The machine is not "serving" is the point, you now briefly work at M&S by using them - unpaid!

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@DerekAllan61 They replace some quantity of wheat flour with soy flour because it's cheaper - probably this

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@JamesMelville Probably cyclists or just outright lies. No licence, no vote

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@Beno10_MFC The whole should be 180° so where are you getting the two 150° from? And the word is "angle" not "angel"

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@_sorrengailll @Apple Why do phones even have a volume slider for alarms that go all the way to zero? Who is setting a silent alarm intentionally?

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@it_a_me_knowlzy U.S. beers use corn and rice (cheaper, less flavourful), have foam stabilisers and are pasteurised (flavour reduction). European beers - especially German have strict ingredient requirements. Some recipes are centuries old so must be good or they would've changed it due to market

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@omgsidewalks Was it handjob related?

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@mercy4780 @F0ODHub To

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