Andrew Scarisbrick

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@Martina04610500 Martina, I think people are under the impression you're bad mouthing Obama!
Skittle Street , what a ......

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@Lord_Sugar Ah , wow so long ago !
You started a massive craze , still going strong today.

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@DonaldJTrumpJr You been looking in the mirror again Don Jnr ??🤣

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

If you're a bit strapped, pop down to the Members' Dining Room at the House of Commons for pressed chicken and caramelised onion with tarragon and chive jelly, pickled vegetables and thyme sourdough at £2.84.

Don't forget to vote against free schools meals while you're there.

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@MELANIATRUMP Whose going to look after your children when you're behind bars ! One way of Saving America , get you out of the way !

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@JohnnyVegasReal @Saints1890 @SuperLeague Hey Michael, wow some record mate , never be beaten ! #COYSNO4#

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@SkyNews Well if it regularly beats and I'm alive then if it beats irregularly then I may not live ....

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@JMeanypants @w_terrence 🤣🤣🤣

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@SymonHill Why not go to a country where you'd only be arrested and released .
Ooh sorry can only think of one , this bloody one , you would more likely disappear in other countries!
The old saying , if nothing nice to say , keep mouth shut !

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@Femi_Sorry Ahh , but shots weren't fired either between opposite factions !

Yep , what a democracy !

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@JeremyClarkson Yep , a person from the US trolling the death, saying absolutely awful things about the Queen, I tell him to get a life you c... !
I get banned for bullying !!! Oh how I'd love to be Liam Nesson !!!

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@nypost Good , utter nonsense !

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@DonaIdJTrump1_ What a daft old bugger you are . Get back to the Retirement Home for Bellends!

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@haveigotnews Everyone making a joke re this tweet . If this is the standard of politician that wants to lead the government you may asweel vote for a feckin Trebor Mint !@

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@_MarkMorg Excellent x

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@BBCBreaking @BBCPanorama Pity you didn't put 4 years of exhaustive enquiries into finding who murdered 6 RMP NCOs years previous !

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

Pete Tong Presents Ibiza Classics, AO Arena https://t.co/h2OywC2l0E via @gigsandtours

[Andrew Scarisbrick @andyscas]

@JohnnyVegasReal You're as nostalgic as Mr mate! Dad had a huge allotment down by railway footbridge. Progress eh ?