Andy Sorben

parody account

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

Stanley mugs are overrated and overpriced

[alex lambert @alexlambert13]

I would love to know how many Minnesota living rooms are having a conversation about how this rain would be so much snow if it was colder

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

@Stilgymeister @ryanwhitney6 Watch your own bobber, pal

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Good luck, pal.

[dont worry about it @soleildabs]

Dean…my beloved…you will go down as the funniest and cuntiest and most entertaining coach in wild history…no one is doing it like you…here’s a thread in your honor

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

@Wigs_23 🧢

[Jack Leverentz 🇺🇸 @Bossman_10K]

Me throwing on my Vikings jersey before playing the 5-1 49ers on Primetime

#skol

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

There’s just some football teams that don’t like getting first downs as much as others

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

#NewProfilePic

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

@Steve_Dangle @Stilgymeister

[LinksGems @LinksGems]

Today we passed the Masters Equinox - the amount of time until the 2024 Masters begins (184 days) is now shorter than the amount of time since the last Masters ended (185 days).

We’ve rounded the far point of our orbit around the calendar and are now headed back towards Augusta and the sounds of spring.

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

I bet having a burner account on X and saying everything you actually want to say feels pretty good

[Jack Leverentz 🇺🇸 @Bossman_10K]

The Cousins family belongs in Minnesota

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

Did the Minnesota Twins win a playoff series?

✅ 2023: yes
❌ 2022: no
❌ 2021: no
❌ 2020: no
❌ 2019: no
❌ 2018: no
❌ 2017: no
❌ 2016: no
❌ 2015: no
❌ 2014: no
❌ 2013: no
❌ 2012: no
❌ 2011: no
❌ 2010: no
❌ 2009: no
❌ 2008: no
❌ 2007: no
❌ 2006: no
❌ 2005: no
❌ 2004: no
❌ 2003: no
✅ 2002: yes

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

WOOOWWW!
Splendidly done, #mntwins.

@mattressmack, give us a call #92Noon @KFAN1003. There's gold in them, 'that hills!
#Bet

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

Let’s ride #twinkies

[Minny Hockey @MinnyHockey]

He’s here

#WeBelieveTC

[Andy Sorben @andysorben]

#NewProfilePic

[Brett Marshall @B_Marsh92]

Justin Jefferson
Kirill Kaprizov
Anthony Edwards
ROCYE LEWIS

Welcome to the young studs club. Truly a treat to have guys who do it as good as any in each of the major sports. #WeBelieveinTC