ANDY💐

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

To save your mental health, reduce how much Nigerian news you consume.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H.

Under 3days.

46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks.

If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

We gather beat thief e reach my turn thief dey tell me say him don mark my face 😂🤦‍♂️

na once I start to beg community chairman make we k!ll am e no gree😂😭

[Trad West @trad_west_]

In-N-Out owner refuses to remove Bible Verses from their items despite backlash.

[🧸 @_y3maya]

i need to understand the confidence this turtleneck of a cloth gives these student pastors😂

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

Body is what ? Body is tea
Account is what ? Account is empTea

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

You have a right to be foolish, I wouldn’t judge you for that. I have been foolish long enough to learn not to condemn the fool. But you have no right to be evil, and to support a continuation of Nigeria in its current form, is to be complicit in the evil that it is..

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Agent Jake @Hitee_]

Psychologically , I don’t think a kidnap victim can ever be 100% okay again.

[Fetty Waf 🪼 @Wafunya]

People who believed PSG were going to thrash us in a humiliating way now want to force us to be sad because we lost on penalties. Diabolical.

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

For years, the running joke was “Arsenal 4th”

Then the running joke was “Arsenal 2nd”

Now they’re making fun of Arsenal for winning the Premier League and losing in a Champions League final on pens to the reigning champs

Our rivals’ biggest games this year were watching us 😂

[wreck it Ralph... @OlusolaIbukun22]

I genuinely want to know the lore behind this Arsenal's hate.

[Omoyele Sowore @sowore]

If Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT and his service chiefs fail to track down and secure the release of the abducted Oyo schoolchildren and other kidnapped people, we will have no choice but to occupy Aso Rock Villa this week!

[Iman | ايمان @nana_alaouie]

In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

How much suffering is enough? @officialABAT

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

“Pray for Nigeria”. “Prayer walk for Nigeria”. “Pray for our leaders”. “Fasting for Nigeria”

It’s 2026, pls stop this fooling. I’m begging.

[Jurrien Timber @JurrienTimber]

Proverbs 21:31

[Opeyemi Babalola @BOTAD01]

Terrorists beheaded a teacher who was in active service and the national NUT didn't stage a protest for one day in solidarity with one of them. 💔

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

“People know exactly what they’re doing”

Until it’s you. Then suddenly, your intentions matter. Everyone wants grace for themselves, but rarely wants to extend it to others.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a resounding failure.