Andy Townsend

''It often happens that an early goal can knock the wind out of your sails.'' (Parody)

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@_northern_girl ah not bad

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@pn_steve_wilson oh, you cover the cricket. How silly of me. #boatshoes

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@_northern_girl in yours too?

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@FootyAccums fuck you knob neck

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@LeoSmiff who scowls in a profile picture? Embarrassing. You're what's bad about the country #england

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@pn_steve_wilson Steve, go fix a PC or something you scweff

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@conorbgreenwood damn right

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@Andres_dee yeah, you do

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@GlenCardy7 Pardon

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@YourLocalIndian I'd rather stay in a job, thanks

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@CFCCallumHawtin fuck you lad

[Jack Anderson @jackanderson99]

#ThingsMoreUsefulThanTheMoldovaKeeper Andy Townsend's commentary

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

I don't think my suit is grey enough

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

England won 4-0 in my opinion

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

Breaking; Gareth Bale is Welsh

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

RT if you think Bale will go to Real Madrid? I do

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@Pete_Rumney @Mr_Carrubalah hello Peter. I hear you like cheese and farmers markets?

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

@bglendenning can I come tomorrow Barry? Ps have you seen the strangle little piglet man on sky sports news? Bizarre

[Andy Townsend @andytownse]

I have a feeling Gareth Bale might sign for Real Madrid soon