AndyTucker

2006 Time Magazine man of the year 23

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

My goal in life is to live like Ferris bueller

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

The greatest slow motion replay angle in NFL history

[toxic king @toxicking]

“Who hurt you?” Me bro, I fall in love with whores.

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

@Devinhearn2 You forgot the suns fans. they have one good run and they think they own the NBA

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

Cars need proximity chat because someone needs to tell you dumb asses how to drive

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

If you’re a gym couple fuck you

[Will Carter @HogFanPage]

Not a bad haul from the transfer portal:

[Mᴀʟᴄᴏʟᴍ @100GranKids]

Mac Miller - Objects in the Mirror https://t.co/uVjCNP8sGo

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Nothing like a woman in some scrubs😍😍😍😍 thank you for your service

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

If I don’t wake up to a big booty Latin girl under my tree on Christmas I’m going back to bed

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

List of things that give the the Will to live

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

Fuck you @Lane_Kiffin

[king pluto @AZWbacks]

She never been to Pluto

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

I don’t miss my ex I miss SSX

[Spc @sp_ceii]

Make biden do the crates

[AndyTucker @andytucker_]

You need to start carrying around a plant to replace all the oxygen you waste

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

The Chiefs need a reliable number 2 WR. It’s a must.

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

My weakness is women that were born in the 70s…sorry can’t help it

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Whenever I seen people under an overpass or in a parking lot vaccinate themselves to help fight the pandemic.

[007 @kapitaldenimz]

when the world needed them the most they vanished #DONDA