Turtle's Daddy

[Turtle's Daddy @andytuttle357]

See what I'm really sharing these days. Join me on MeWe - the social network with privacy! https://t.co/3K6wgOQLFG

[Turtle's Daddy @andytuttle357]

Did you hear about the cannibal who was fired? He was caught buttering up his boss.

[Turtle's Daddy @andytuttle357]

I was mugged by 6 Dwarfs today. Not Happy!

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My friend went bald, but still has his comb. He says he just can't part with it

[Turtle's Daddy @andytuttle357]

Did you hear the rumor about the butter? Wait, I shouldn't spread it

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishmen? Rick O'Shea.

[Turtle's Daddy @andytuttle357]

Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Because it's too tired.

[Turtle's Daddy @andytuttle357]

A spiritual book can not be preached without spiritual help.
Would you pray for pastors as we study & prepare for this weekend.

[Turtle's Daddy @andytuttle357]

Lance used to be a popular name. In Medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

[Turtle's Daddy @andytuttle357]

Me: I want to buy a https://t.co/JDkPXLgwuJ a chimney extra? Realtor: No, it's on the house.

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I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Good news is I have better Heinzsight now.

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

On #PurpleHeartDay, we honor the amazing men & women serving in the uniform of the United States who have earned a Purple Heart & we pay tribute to the Gold Star Families standing alongside them. On behalf of a grateful Nation, thank you for your service. https://t.co/ZTMqywVqWP