Andy Low

Works in comms, enjoys beer, politics and @NUFC. I come not from heaven, but from Essex.

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

Jamaal Lascelles fought for Newcastle United when not many others would, standing up against a squad full of mercenaries during the relegation season to ultimately earn the captaincy under Rafa Benitez at just 22. 💫

After guiding us through some extremely tough times, Lascelles led #NUFC to an immediate promotion back to the Premier League in 2017. 📈

Who would have thought back then that he’d be pocketing one of the world’s best players in Kylian Mbappe against PSG in the Champions League at St. James’ Park just six years later, before lifting a major trophy at Wembley less than two years after that? 🏆

Farewell to a modern day club legend, and to one of our greatest ever leaders. All the very best at Leicester and for whatever comes in the future, skip. 🫡

“Southgate’s got his number…” 🎶

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

On this day in 1996! 😍

[Righty Summer @vodkasnowflake]

the Left was 100% correct in calling the Biden administration genocidal. what the fuck, man

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED

CARABAO CUP WINNERS

#wedontdoquiet

[Emily✨ @_emilyoram]

Star struck by a cast member from The Office in London today 🤩

[Museum of Jerseys @museumofjerseys]

Here is Jamie O'Hara wearing an England shirt that did not have the St George's Cross anywhere on it but which did advertise crisps

[mooms : alpine guy @Danny_McMoomins]

Hey you! Put down that podcast! If you want to see some real High Performance then get yourself in the 2024 #SixNations mix! My trusty checklist will give you those marginal gains over the rest of the boot-cut boys while you sip on your Heino or Winness. 🏉🏉🏉 (1/2)

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

One night to remember forever! Very proud of the team! We have the best fans in the world! We keep going. Unbelievable performance for everyone 🖤🤍3️⃣9️⃣

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🤝 We are delighted to announce that Callum Wilson has has signed a one-year contract extension, keeping him at the club until 2025.

Well deserved, @CallumWilson! 🫡

[Allan Saint-Maximin @asaintmaximin]

4 years ago, I wore the Newcastle jersey for the first time. At that moment, I hadn’t realized that not only was I about to become a Newcastle player, but I was also about to become a Geordie.

You might think « nice Goodbye message » but the sentiment runs deeper than any words I could say, from the very first months that I met the people of this city, I truly understood them and embraced their unwavering passion, which is why it was so important for me to give my all and if this meant to play injured or even not making statistics, I didn’t give a sh** as long as it would help my team.

Believe me, I fell for Newcastle, I had great opportunities to leave during dark days, but that was too late I was already in love, I wanted, I needed, I had to stay for helping my team to save the club from Premier League relegation because it meant the world for me.

Of course during those dark days some may have had their doubts, but I always believed in this club and look where we are today, it's just so beautiful. I'm leaving Newcastle as it should always have been and that's my greatest trophy because I was a part of it.

A deep thank you to ALL of you, my team mates, the loyal fans, the staff, the Club, etc… I’ve seen all your messages, thank you and even though this chapter has ended, the story never stops. Newcastle is home now, I'll continue to be your biggest supporter, I'll watch every game and as long as the club keeps winning I'll be the happiest man in the world… and for sure you will see me again 👀

I love you, I love you sincerely, I love you like a Geordie brother. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie 🖤🤍

[mooms : alpine guy @Danny_McMoomins]

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Six Nations time again, and that means you're likely to walk in on a different kind of line-out going on in your local pub bogs. You'll need a handy guide to fit in with your new uncomfortably enthusiastic friends, and I've got just the thing.(1/2)

[It's Saturday - You've Got To Die To Get 3 Points @DieFor3Points]

It's Saturday...

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

lol ok calm down deanna troi

[Kieran Trippier @trippier2]

It's really frustrating to have picked up the injury yesterday. We've built some momentum and long may that continue. I will remain positive and work as hard as I can on my rehab to be back fit as quickly as possible. Thank you all for your very kind messages of support! 🖤🤍

[mooms : alpine guy @Danny_McMoomins]

🏉Merry Eggsmas, Rugger Fans! At least that's what you can say to fit in with GANT-ily clad Bootcut Boys who've set up shop in your local for the #GuinnessSixNations. You can refer to my trusted checklist for even more (bonus) pointers! Now let's all do the Haka in a packed pub🏉

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Reason number 32394 that Bret Hart is better than Hulk Hogan (not like you need a reason)