Andy Yeldham

Accountant, Dad & grumpy old bugger. Love a bit of disco me -

[Matt_ @mattyL313]

Are there still spurs fans saying that Philippe Coutinho wouldn’t improve us???
Phillip fucking Schofield would after watching that.

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

Bus Ax B🚲SS LoAnNiE

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Today is suicide prevention day.

Although it may not feel like it at times, there is always someone to talk to. There’s no shame in calling. Please reach out if you need to

Samaritans: 116 123
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Calm: 0800 58 58 58

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@IncredibleCulk Happy birthday

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@Sofology This is what my van looked like today. @Sofology are you taking the mickey? Never mind the atrocious job your random hired help did once they stepped outta said flea pit transit van 👀

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

Hi @Sofology thanks for delivering my expensive new sofa today. No thanks at all to the substandard job done by 2 random contractors who you hire, turning up in a clapped out dodgy rust covered beast of a transit van who then proceeded to rush their job, done under your company..

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

Now this is what we need to have as an option for as long as there’s no crowds - banter / sledging version! @SkySports make it happen surely?

[Paddy 🇮🇪🇪🇸 @hartnett1977]

Lampard: One title you've won and you are f*cking giving it the big one. f*ck off 😂😂😂😂

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

https://t.co/lkFSOkSzzK

[brad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @up0nloss]

For one last time, I give to you...
Spurs 2 Arsenal 1 Alternative Commentary

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@HazSpur92 Please let it not be true - it invariably is though 😩

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@Gazza_Grant One of my absolute fav couples 💪🏼😍❤️

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

😂😂

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@eugenegu @realDonaldTrump I do hope one day, soon hopefully, this silly looking president of yours retorts. You deserve it for your efforts to ridicule him & his awfulness - and i for one would love to see it kickoff! Bravo sir, bravo 👏🏻👏🏻

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@SoccerAM Gregor Rasiak

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

Simply awesome! “I’m Donald J Trump & I approve this message” 😂😂🤣

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@SoccerAM Tevez & Mascherano to Wet Spam

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@KhaleesiBW How old do you think I am?

[Andy Yeldham @andyyeldham]

@GrahamRoberts4 If there’s even the slightest risk then it shouldn’t even be a discussion- how can they possibly make it safe?