Andy

at the moment i'm into bottled lager

[Andy @andyyy_1]

The biggest ever City bottle spotted. See ya later Fraudiola, i know you'll see this on your burner acc 👋

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@Charley2385 @Keir_Starmer @FCDOGovUK me scrolling through to find they didnt even have Ronan Keating Lovin Each Day or Texas Inner Smile but had 400 Odongo Swagg tunes

[Andy @andyyy_1]

COMMUNICADO OFFICAL: I regret to report that last night, at an esteemed karaoke establishment in Kampala, Uganda, The Arsenal- Hot Stuff was unavailable. @Keir_Starmer, this is a matter of the gravest diplomatic urgency. I await instruction @FCDOGovUK https://t.co/TQuPJ9Tj8V

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@kickarseHD patrick davison: how many goals are you actually gonna let in this season

"Ange":

[Kick Arse @kickarseHD]

Looks like he is standing in line for Bonnie Blue ffs

[Andy @andyyy_1]

My brother asked someone he knows if he could get his "little brother" (me, an ancient 30 year old bloke) some free Arsenal gear for Xmas. This is what he got

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@MisterWenger @_mjk17 😂😂😂

(But no, seriously, Starmer must condemn)

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@30sp04 @scubaryan_ 85k likes on that sskkssk ppl taking notes

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@30sp04 @SpeedUpdates1 was waiting for that "sniffing that K did you feel the hole"😭😭😭

[Andy @andyyy_1]

Never misses 👍

[Øli @OliiGunn_]

Lewandowski in international tournaments

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@goonerL7 Wasted on a group game imo😭

[Andy @andyyy_1]

If BBC don't soundtrack their end of tournament montage to Sunchyme we need to collectively withdraw our license fee. RIP to a legend

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Nineties dance star Dario G dies, aged 53 https://t.co/EPQYHrRjiW

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@30sp04 @northstardoll Skskskskskks our streak is 21 days now 🫠

[Andy @andyyy_1]

Forget the Euros, we need to start a dialogue about Musky cancelling being able to see likes. Back in my day we used to work for our numbers. Kids nowadays won't know the thrill of validation from a 10 fav tweet with acknowledgements from banter merchants like alex49200 (RIP)

[Andy @andyyy_1]

4 years late to this discourse but lol at weirdo yanks saying there's no way this should be above 'Travis Scott' at 94. It should actually be #1 👍

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

94. Untrue - Burial

#100BestAlbums

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@bootcutgenes Nope. All part of the plan. had him in the lab all season cooking up something demonic on the whiteboard for his pal Moyesy. Scary...

[Andy @andyyy_1]

We've managed to keep it under wraps until now but Pep doesn't know what's about to hit him come 4pm. My message? "Be excited"

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@30sp04 @kezurgh kskaksksks thats a fucking disgrace. They must all be about 17 ffs

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@_mjk17 the Zadie Smith sssay from last week is one of the most horrendously written articles OAT

[Andy @andyyy_1]

@Dunmoreorless they'd walk it if they just ripped this off ffs https://t.co/ke0sj72EAC