gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine

Drink cheerwine.

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

I don’t rinse my quinoa before I cook it because I’m not a pussy

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

Reminder to sell socks that are advertised as less prone to getting lost than all the other brands of socks

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

if windows is called windows shouldn’t chromeOS be called tabs?

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

“focus” modes have a smart feature that decides slack notifications can come thru during “sleep” focus but not in “work” focus

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

the amount of clicks to redirects (to settings documentation!!!) to unsubscribe from hbo max has clearly been designed by a bad AI

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

gentrifried chicken sounds good

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

I love a serif

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

@cowboys20041 @Vanessa62437202 @mrssdtnnherself @taesempire___ Why? Because to have any hope of making this about “self defense” the former cop would have aimed for her center of mass. But it wasn’t about self defense. He screamed “I will shoot you in you fucking face.” He approached. The video shows her blocking her face. Then, he shot her

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

@cowboys20041 @Vanessa62437202 @mrssdtnnherself @taesempire___ Why did he aim for the face?

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

@Tsotomayor4real @JudgeDreaad @cvnttwister What order are you talking about? His instructions were for her to approach the stove and turn it off. Why? The grand jury saw this footage too. Looks like she is having this reaction to block her face, so it’ll be pretty easy to secure a conviction against this idiot.

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

@nikkonextdoor @crackcobain__ I don’t know what video you just watched, but that dude is never getting out of prison.

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

miscellaneous categories are my opp

[kyle @loljustwokeup]

A key component to learning piano is the keys

[kyle @loljustwokeup]

"y'all gon make me act a fool, up in ear, up in ear", said the tiny ppl in DMX's brain

[marcia clark @thatmarciaclark]

Somebody got his paws on BLOOD DEFENSE! 😻📚

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

Timmy ho’s no longer has sour cream glazed donut. Timmy how?

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

if gmail is shutting down, where am i supposed to get my spam from?

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

Do you think George Bush gets excited when he gets a W2 because he thinks it’s his evil twin?

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

Ordnance ordinance

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

at some point you just enter your triathlon era

[gnome chumpsky, founder of cheerwine @anecdotesarah]

what superpowers will I get if I eat fish from the uhiuh?!