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@TrumpsHurricane Got to be honest, I'd rather tattoo my eyeballs with a rusty nail.

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@Matt_Pinner A tub of T-Cut will sort that right out.

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@Matt_Pinner Smoked salmon, obviously.

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@Jesii_ca_M I live in Scotland, so literally everything else.

https://t.co/V1MB6nSsRv

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@Matt_Pinner Well, I'm Scottish, so blackpudding.

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@DPD_UKHelp24 what the fuck is wrong with this company. Thurs night Kenneth lied about delivery at 22:22, which turned out to be in another postcode, oh, and that's after me cancelling delivery at 21:37, now this idiot delivers tonight, just dumps and runs, leaving an open box.

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@elonmusk Sadly, Elon, you're starting to sound like your mate, who at the ceremony for selecting groups for next year's World Cup said it was the best ever World Cup, and yet a ball hasn't been kicked, he's even blows smoke up his own ass, a bit like you're doing here.

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@GMB I'm struggling with the lady lawyer on your show today saying a murderer gets less.
NONSENSE.
A murderer gets a mandatory life sentence, if they get a silly 5 years, they can still never get out, they have minimum of 5.
21.5 years was excessive to me, but 130+ body count.

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@dussyme The internet, so you can write shite like this. You're welcome.

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@oelma__ Fuck NO.

There is no server worth 40%.

Of course, if you were to pay your staff a living wage like we do in civilised countries, then this NONSENSE wouldn't be needed.

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@EKEastKilbride just been told by one of my wife's carers that when her Granddaughter said Merry Christmas to Santa he said, "No, it's Happy Holidays"
What has happened in this country, those visiting Santa know it's Christmas, that's kind of the point. Pandering to the minority.

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@elonmusk Not true, he hates everyone except.... am I allowed to say this on here, Muslims.

No, I'm not racist, I'm a realist. And this is a real issue.

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@trumplicans2024 Legally yes, dodgy hips, no. God bless the automatic.

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@lady_valor_07 Why just 'Rape', surely if anyone lies in court, it is a contemptuous act upon the court and they should be jailed.

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@TrumpsHurricane No she didn't, because she's not real, just really poor AI deep Fake, not even a good one.

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@PeriklesGREAT It's a red nose, for Red Nose Day.

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@NoDMsPerfavore Brake shoes.
Give me an hour and I'll tell you which car. 50 years ago I'd have been able to tell you right away, age doesn't come alone.

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@HalalNation_ Yes, well, most if it is, because it's lifted from the Bible, I think they call that plagiarism, the rest....

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@chefsevenn Meat grinder.

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@AntiWokeMemes Boris Johnson.