Aneeka

tweets ranging from mild to wild; part-time adulting coach; hbic

[megan @chismosavirus]

absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

[Aneeka @aneeekers]

went from ac to heat so quick 😢

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

This will be a scar on the history of humanity until the end of time.

[Amala Room i hurd @TheeAmalaRoom]

Female rap currently

[wuf @bong_rot]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

everything got twice as expensive over a period of two years and I went from living comfortably to living paycheck to paycheck while working more than ever. I didn’t even do anything!!! It sends me into genuine despair!!!

[maria @chokeeonitt]

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[meghan @deloisivete]

It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

there is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version

[KJ @kend0llass]

Nvm i feel better! I could go for a lemon drop

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

It's so weird being someone's boss. The new intern reports to me and today she somberly shuffled over to my desk and was like, "I know I should've sent this email yesterday, but I just sent it now, I'm so sorry!" and I was like 'what? who cares' lol

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Didn’t even get a Roaring 20s before this Great Depression. I got fucking grad school

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

have you considered that maybe you see angel numbers all the time because your screen time is 12 hours

[Soham @king26_sk]

I can't hang out tonight sorry I have to fold all my clothes. Yeah no it'll take like 3 hours. Tomorrow's no good either. Yeah I'm putting them in the cupboard. Let's just do it next week

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

How to avoid volatility in the stock market:

1. Don't look at your portfolio

[Nini ✨ @ExileftNini]

I hope she knew how much this character meant to a lot of girls growing up in the early 2000’s. 🩵

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

how your email finds me