Noha F. Beydoun

Oh my God, Oh my God.

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

@lawan_3127 Wow sister okayyyyy ❤️🥲❤️💀

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

Today I taught my daughters that it’s fries before guys and I’m SO proud of my mothering 🍟🏆😌

Yes, we had burgers for lunch.

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

😹😹😹😹💀

[SZA @sza]

DND: a lifestyle

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

Man, all of the self-development reading I’ve been immersed in for my new project has made me slightly unhinged and a little too self assured 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

You guys (or, empty cyberspace), I realized that anyone can access my Twitter profile through a google search. I had to clean up some silly shit 😜😯

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

Change the circumstances of your outer world by changing yourself.

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

That time of day when all the wonders that remain become a simple fact 🚬

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

There is the Peak of Eloquence and there is also the peak of elegance. I know it when I see it. 👌🏽

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

Nothing happens by accident in Gods world.

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

Pregame meaning pre-lecture, meaning the keynote opening act, obviously 😌

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

Man. I came to a sermon and the pregame is lingering, and I forgot to pick up coffee. If I leave to get some it’ll take me too much time, but as I stay I have ants in my pants. Thank you God, may all of our dichotomies be this silly and insignificant 🖤��🏽

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

@hajjehx2 💩 shit.

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@hajjehx2 My kids left up north for the week. I was blubbering and trying to smother them as they were getting picked up. Zaynab just rolled away with her luggage, flicked her hair back, and was like “mom, we’re big now, please relax.” 🙃🥲😅

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

😹😹💀

[MS:BALENCI @BalenciPink]

I hate when I have a crazy bitch relapse because I be doing so good and soft

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

@hajjehx2 😹😹😹💀

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

Let’s normalize sending “thank you” cards after the most wonderful conversations with our busy and bad-ass sister-bffs @hajjehx2 🖤😹💀

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

I obviously chose the latter.

[Noha F. Beydoun @anefbee]

Do I want to read at this late hour or do I want to unwind on my baranda and listen to Umm Kalthoum? 🚬🤷🏽‍♀️