Emma softcore

dreamy eyes & chaotic tabs open 🌙 follow back always

[Emma softcore @anemma165]

If you think you “know” football and you hate on Purdy you immediately declare yourself as a football moron. That being said, congrats to Darnold

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@ASHMAN5544 @DonAtkinsonNFL F*g

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@crystalscuor He’s thinking about the chip he could/should have and that’s it

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A modern day females love = not paying for shit

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@grantcohn If your roll is to be the heel, you’re advanced

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As soon as I open instagram I get a giant waft of herpes. Probably floating up from the Miami region

#astrology

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I constantly throw fish back in the ocean

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Whoever invented the dimmer switch deserves the Nobel Peace Prize #aheadoftheirtime #thankful

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At least when I post something drunk at night, it’s more honest than what most of you guys post at noon.

I swear I just woke up…

#jokes #notajokejusttruth #toohonest

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What’s worse???

Two bbls?

Or two lip jobs??

Answer…

Ewwwwws

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@LeggsRed @grantcohn Wrong, Collins is a beast

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@MarcusSequeira @grantcohn Stfu, idiot

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@SHAQ I heard through grapevine that you don’t really have much money…but my business/building is for sale for 2 mill. So you can change that narrative with one transaction

#broke #proveit

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When I just saw down to take a shit, my fart sounded like I just stopped a public transportation bus

#gotjokes #jokes

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You guys be reading my tweets, talk about them but are scared to like them.

More scared than to admit you like chick flics.

More scared than showing someone your porn history.

More scared than telling your girl your real body count.

Just to name a few

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@BleacherReport It’s a Rochester fight

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You know it’s curtains for me when a dude with fake J’s beats me out

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I may not be the best looking, but if you call me ugly and your pussy looks like a 3 week old roast beef sandwich…it’ll be a landslide (stevie janowski)

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@devondrecamp you’re a bitch