Lu

the purpose of this bio is to forward your attention to my Instagram instead

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the dinner party episode of The Office?

[Lu @anemptystage]

Annual reminder that I'm happy to give up my room for the holidays in exchange for your multi-mil$ LA mansion. Not to start a romance with your ex's friend and facilitate a friendship with a senior Oscar winner or anything.
Would settle for a Surrey cottage/ charming brother.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Good advice.

[Steve Cavanagh @SteveCavanagh_]

"You boy, what Chancellor is this?"

[Lu @anemptystage]

@ImpatientUK Sorry

[Lu @anemptystage]

@WillWellman @Gregovitch @BelowTheLineHQ @timkeyperson There's always a waiting list for returns as well, just ring up soho theatre and ask to be put on it. That's how I managed to get some

[Lu @anemptystage]

@watsoncomedian Late to the party but would love to be on that mailing list!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Same.

[Lu @anemptystage]

made a tshirt @EdGambleComedy @timkeyperson

[Lu @anemptystage]

I decide to return to twitter after years and this is the sort of thing I'm greeted with :(

[Mirror TV @MirrorTV]

BREAKING Mock The Week has been axed by the BBC after 17 years

https://t.co/4MIrbggevC

[Lu @anemptystage]

Just a little over 285 months now

[COMPANY @CompanyBway]

“Filling the days with love” look back at an incredible 2018. Only 3 months left to experience COMPANY! Final performance 30 March. (Sound on)

[Lu @anemptystage]

@Am0ka_ I'm not sleeping so neither is he. We braid each other's hair late night and talk about boys he's fine.

[Lu @anemptystage]

I haven't shut down my laptop in twenty years.

[Simon McGarr @[email protected] @Tupp_Ed]

Brexit has been 18 months of watching someone trying to haggle on prices with the automatic scanning machine at a Tesco checkout.

[Lu @anemptystage]

Like the Backstreet Boys once said: "Tell me why."

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

me getting back on tinder

[GLAAD @glaad]

Trans people #WontBeErased
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Trans people #WontBeErased
Trans people #WontBeErased
Trans people #WontBeErased
Trans people #WontBeErased
Trans people #WontBeErased
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