Wyatt Payton

Mankind's greatest invention

Vox mea est vox populi. Ego sum vox Dei.

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@parodystarking wait you are serious about this?

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what.

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@onlyguitarhero Wyatt Payton -✂️

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@parodystarking I don't know....I've been too busy to bother thinking about that.

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@parodystarking well, I don't really have features or skin so its not like it had anywhere else to get its physical attributes from. But you are right, its not an unfortunate looking baby.

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@parodystarking It is, you finally came up with a half decent idea be proud.

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@parodystarking she looks like a chicken if anything.....I guess the name is not utterly hopeless-

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero you called me what

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero The mere thought is insulting

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@parodystarking I 100% wont since all your ideas are stupid, but go on.

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero "no reason"

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero For you maybe. But we aren't the same

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero Consequences are there for those who acknowledge them

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero Does everything have to be sexual with you?? absolutely perverted.

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@parodystarking Yeah dispute that with the court not me....though, maybe I'll consider not making such a fuzz with our respectable legal system if you just...give the stupid thing a name.

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@parodystarking Kind of, and to have you pay child support for neglect and abandonment.

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero Make me, I dare you.

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero I'm pathetic for bending to invisible and subjective rules that don't apply to me? Newsflash scraphead. I'm not alive nor human nor object. Moral rules don't affect me to begin with because they don't count with my existence.

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero Are you guys done

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@parodystarking [Wyatt looked between them for a few minutes before stepping in and taking her away from his arms, cradling her against his chest without looking at Paxton]

I never said any of that. I just said I would not name her.

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@parodystarking @onlyguitarhero Didn't answer my question

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@onlyguitarhero @parodystarking I'm not ashamed of that in the slightest