Trey

Waiter, photographer, mama's boy, dreamer, meme-r, ...Oh and I'm gay.

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@RonDeSantis is what would happen if "No homo" came to life and ran for office.

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@TaylorTheGrift @notcapnamerica ...thicker than a frozen Snickers.

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What if "Morticia" is a title, kinda like #007 or #TheDoctor. And the training ground for the next #Morticia is #NevermoreAcademy ?

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May @Coolio rest in #GangstasParadise
https://t.co/aauZHkWHhx

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I just watched The Age of Adeline for the first time and...@blakelively was a revelation. I told myself I was just gonna "check it out" and see if I liked it. *2 hours later* 🍿🎞️

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I keep hearing the @troyesivan song "I Bloom" so at this point I just have to take it as a proposal. Yes, please and thank you.

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@taralipinski and #JohnnyWeir during that Russian chick's #skating routine. #SilenceSaysItAll #perfect #doublestandard

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Why are there so many people here wearing coats made of teddy bear fur? #FuneralTweets

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Funerals are so tough: trying to act like I remember someone I met 40 years ago...when I was 4.

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People wonder why I prefer Taco Bell over Chipotle. It's because, when all I had to my name was $2.67, @tacobell had my back. Chipotle ain't even know my name. 😒 Taco Bell was like "Come thru, fam, we got you. How many tacos you want?" 💜 🌮🌮

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@missmayim You don't have to tell us how much Matt's habit of saying "what's" instead of "Who/where/etc is..." bothers you. We can hear you gritting your teeth. 😂 #Jeopardy #Whats

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Watching @KeeganMKey sing "Tennessee Whiskey" on @colbertlateshow. And, boom. Just like that I'm pregnant.

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Happy #Colonization Day! May the lands you steal be rich with spices and brown natives to exploit!
#4thofJuly #July4th

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Sooo.... Does that mean he didn't even vote for himself? 🤔😂 https://t.co/NEmMRcliTs

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@dgearner Sounds like a rude professor at #Hogwarts 😂 One who's disgruntled over the lack of tenure.

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Thoughts on @elonmusk on @nbcsnl: It's 20-car-pileup-on-the-interstate bad. Like, you want to look, because, Jesus it's so bad. But you just can't watch, because Jesus. It's. So. Bad. #SNLELONMUSK #SNL

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@leslieodomjr singing "you've got a friend" just did me all the way in. #inmyfeelings 😢

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Right now, being an #American feels like watching your two drunk uncle's fighting on the front lawn in their underwear.

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Dear #ElliottPage: it's so nice to meet you.
xoxo
Us

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Ma'am. 🤮 Looking like you snatch your dinner out of a lake.