Hey girl. Your ass is SO fat it makes me want to [looks at watch] oh shit TAXI TAXIIII ][getsi nto cab] Ey boss. Get me to 47th street STAT. Driver: yeah ok.
*TAXI DRIVES*
*I ferociously run into the building like a wild leopard, doing awesome FRONTFLIPS* (1/2)
prob delete later but
anyone else have this cycle of being paranoid you're not actually liked but you don't reach out to anyone cause you have nothing to say and don't want to say random stuff in fear they're annoyed so you just don't say anything and be left forgotten