#silentsaltcookie I'm tired of the fact that every time they see that picture they write about his ass, so it really is an ass, just let them leave that picture alone
"THE DATE SCOTT. WHAT IS THE DATE TODAY?"
"What the fuck are you"
"ANSWER THE QUESTION, SCOTT."
"... march 18th 2026?"
"AND WHAT WAS THE DATE YESTERDAY."
"Do you not know math?? its march 17th 2026-"
"DOES THAT NUMBER REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING?"
"Im so fucking done dude"
"My arrow shall purify the Darkness..."
"Huh? No way! A forest spirit! Aren't y-"
"... I sense a disruption in the natural order by the influence of your.. Peculiar romantic pursuits."
"I'm sorry?"
"Scott Pilgrim.. She was 17."
"ARE YOU SERIOU